The (Suggested) New Lounge Word -- BATUSI

[Khephra]

Well I guess you have come here to learn the ultra gnarly Batusi. Before you attempt to do this complex yet sexy dance you must remember you will have to train day and night to perfect this Adam West trademark dance. I need to get a copy of the episode to fully describe the dance and upload images, but this is enough to get you started. There are some things you will need first:


Batman tights and cape that are preferably blue and grey
A loser sidekick to clean up after you
A slight pot belly
A shot of whisky- you'll need it, trust me :)
A radically named bar like "What-A-Way-To-Go-Go" where your complex performing of the spiritual Batusi can be appreciated

Now that you have collected all the above items you are on your way to becoming the next Adam West so lets start twirling that cape!

The Approach

You must approach while she isn't looking because this makes you seem more mysterious when dressed in tights .

Offer to buy her a drink and ask "What's a lady like you doing at a bar. This hip cat wants you on the dance floor."

Make sure she doesn't notice your silly grin.

Let her go on the floor first as you admire her from top to bottom.



A Few Easy Steps to do the Batusi

First take your index finger and middle finger and make a peace sign.

Then turn your hands with the fingers still in place so the front of your hand is facing your face.

Now draw the positioned fingers on the right hand across your eyes, with the eyes inbetween the positioned fingers. This should be done with the left hand and at the same time as the right hand is doing it .

Now shake your ass a bit. Seriously. Do some weird things with your arms while you are shaking your ass. Only shake your ass for 5 seconds or the effect will be lost.

Rub your hands downwards across your body till you reach mid hips.

Then grab both sided of your cape and twirl around for 5 seconds.


http://www.arune.com/batusi/howto.html