The FBI is hiring. What kind of agent would you be?

[crispini]

I'd be a Scully type. :D

[texas1928]

1. I want to work for the BAU, or Electronic monitoring unit.

[crispini]

2. Haha is that a real job?

What do they do?

[texas1928]

4. BAU = Behavioral Analysis Unit.

electronic monitoring, is electronic surveillance.

[ogneopasno]

3. I'd be the one translating stuff from Russian, and pointing out my hunches in a non-confrontational

way, only to be shot down, and then when I was vindicated later I would take the news expressionlessly and everyone would think I was brilliant.

Maybe that's more detail than you wanted.

[flvegan]

5. The kind that doesn't fall for no banana in the tailpipe.

[Ikonoklast]

6. The kind that extorts powerful politicians.

I wouldn't do it personally, mind you, but with all the juicy info on skeezy personal trysts and shady insider business dealings I would certainly have a crew of confederates working for me, doing the dirty work, for a nice share of the profits.

Get caught, so what, the money is hidden offshore, do an easy five, come out of Club Fed, write a book, sell the movie rights for ten mil, thumb my nose at the world.

But make sure I still keep an ace in the hole, just in case.

[timtom]

7. A defoliant.

[TZ]

8. Forensics, no doubt!

I'd be the geeky lab rat who quietly solved all the cases with her mighty DNA analysis! :)

[Pierre.Suave]

9. The kind that gets parachuted into some hostile country

to save the world from an evil super villain.

:P

[Amerigo Vespucci]

10. Horny, disinterested, irresponsible, late for work, and I'd bring home a LOT of company pens. A LOT.

Other than that, I'd be a model employee.

:patriot:

[LeftyMom]

11. The kind who didn't even pass the preliminary background check.

:rofl:

[sasquatch]

12. The kind that gets shit canned for being a leaker and cynic

[edbermac]

13. James Bond for sure.

Travel the world, hot cars, neat gadgets, and Pussy Galore.

[rcrush]

14. I want to be the guy that smokes ciggarettes and controls everything from the shadows.

How do you get that job?

[XemaSab]

15. I'd solve cases by throwing rocks at bottles

:shrug:

[mcctatas]

16. sometimes being a reformed woman isn't very fun...

because what I really wanted to reply was that I would be the kind that uses lots and lots and lots of sex to get the answers I need :P

[Pierre.Suave]

19. Ohhhhh

I need some interogating, and I don't talk easy...

:P

[applegrove]

17. I'd be a sensitive detective. I don't have a memory for names or faces so I'd definitely not make it

past the initial screening. Even though I was great at geometry.

[JimGinPA]

18. Undercover

It's cold here.

[GOPisEvil]

20. I'm an analyst type, or a fugitive tracker.

I like finding answers in a jumble of data, and I like finding answers...