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soleft (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 01:54 PM Original message |
I just spilled a quart of red fruit punch all over my desk and cubicle floor |
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foxfeet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 02:09 PM Response to Original message |
1. Roll around in it and scream. |
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soleft (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 02:21 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. That would be one way to keep me from getting the promotion I don't want |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 02:24 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Reality should never intrude upon creativity. |
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soleft (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 02:33 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. Not according to Maslov's hierarchy of Human Need |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 02:41 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Where's he live? |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 02:50 PM Response to Original message |
6. It could have been worse |
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soleft (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 03:08 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Some did go on my power strip - I decided to let it air dry. |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 03:12 PM Response to Original message |
8. Call the Fire Department! |
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soleft (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 03:22 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. Hey - no fires at Xmas! |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
10. I will kick your ass and make you clean it up |
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soleft (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 04:01 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. My waste basket is overflowing with red paper towels |
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Symarip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 03:24 PM Response to Original message |
11. The Shamwow soaks up to 20 times it's own weight |
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soleft (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 04:02 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. If I order it right now, what else do I get? |
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