What do you think other DUers look like?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

It just occurred to me (I am that dim) that I have absolutely no idea what 99.99% of DUers look like. Personally, I always assume that all the women are like, superhot. That's a given.

P.S. I look exactly how you imagine I look.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

1. Like a refined Brit?

:D

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Well. A Scot. There's a quote from 'Girlfriend in a Coma' by Doug Coupland

where they say that one of the characters 'looked like she was 33rd in line to the British Throne'. I look like a hopeless minor aristocrat.
Which I'm not, sadly.

[Khephra]

2. Actually, not a single DUer that I've met looked like

what I expected them to look, so I stopped trying to imagine.

[kiahzero]

3. I'm glad I'm not the only one

Personally, I always assume that all the women are like, superhot.

I'm a horrible, horrible, person. :evilgrin:

[Exultant Democracy]

4. It is easy

John Kleeb looks like Dennis. Will Pitt looks like Ali, and Soteric looks like Will Pitt.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. Ah. Now it makes sense. Thanks.

[blondeatlast]

95. I no longer have blue hair--

:evilgrin:

[blm]

5. Heheh...I've been told I must have an old face that's all screwed up

like I'm always sucking on lemons.

Heh.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. i am super hot :)

i assume others are too .... especially the women!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. Well, I always knew YOU were superhot.

[Richardo]

17. I've seen the picture - she's not lying!

Woo!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

28. thanks :)

[Bronco69]

8. I look like

er um er Bronco69. :-)

[Whitacre D_WI]

10. You look like Jo Callis in a kilt with hockey hair?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

11. The hair is getting pretty hockey, y'know.

I'd make a great minor character in Jeeves and Wooster, if anyone ever saw that on TV (or read the PG Wodehouse books)

[tigereye]

69. your name is one of the most evocative

so you don't look like a crazed really attractive anemic yelling poet dying in Italy (wasn't it Italy?)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

73. Greece. I died in Greece.

I think.

[Bonhomme Richard]

12. I saw a picture of a female DU'er and it knocked me out.

It was as if I knew her always and I knew the face so well. Freaked me out. Like I was there when the picture was taken although impossible. Really weird.

[Az]

13. I keep getting images of

Harpo Marx crossed with Beethoven and Mark Twain from your name.

As for myself, well I have long blonde hair, beard and mustache.... people have suggested I bear some resemblence to the more extreme versions of Europeon representation of Jesus. :evilgrin:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

15. Nah, my hair's too flat. Can't get it to stand up.

Damn my Nordic genes!

[jus_the_facts]

88. Az....I'll say it again....your hair is beautiful...

....don't EVER cut it...under any circumstances! :9

[Skittles]

14. are you a screaming puff ?

that's what I am thinking. :7

[Screaming Lord Byron]

16. Yes, Skittles. Yes I Am.

[Richardo]

22. Hm. Something of the 18th century Studly Hungwell...

...according to this picture.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

24. Yeah, but I got rid of the Perm.

Perms never work on guys.

[cryfordawn]

18. Everyone else seems to think

that I'm hot. My nick name at work is Hot Rod. Rod stands for Rack of Dawn. Don't ask. I don't seem to think so but that is a female quality. Sorry.

[matcom]

19. WANNA KNOW WHAT M.A.T.C.O.M. LOOKS LIKE?

[Az]

21. Scared.... can't type

Must rub glass and fire in eyes to burn image from retinal nerves.

[Richardo]

23. LOL Az - you speak for many of us...

:D

[Screaming Lord Byron]

26. That's it, I can never make heterosexual love again.

Thanks a lot, MATCOM.

[matcom]

32. SURE YOU CAN!

just think of me while your doing it! :D

[Bunny]

39. Okay, there's Matcom and Zombywoof, but who's the guy on the left?

I should know that, but I don't. BTW, you three are hot!!

[matcom]

41. GOPisEVIL

and thank you. we work out :P

[Bunny]

43. So THAT's what GOPisEvil looks like!!

Dang, he's cuuuuuute!!! As are you and Zomby, of course!!

:loveya:

[GOPisEvil]

46. Thank you...thank you...

:blush:

[blondeatlast]

107. I think he truly does bear a resemblance to Golf Cart Guy.

He is kinna cute...

[GOPisEvil]

108. My nose is smaller!

;-) A little...


Thanks! :-)

[blondeatlast]

109. Not much, though (my hubby has a prodigious schnoz too, and

in his case, well, let's just say I'm happy!)

[GOPisEvil]

110. Er, um....

...no comment. ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

44. How come you and Zomby have the better pecs?!?!

x(

Bwahaha! I love that picture!

[dolo amber]

20. I'm totally superhot

I get more ass than a toilet seat, baby! :P

[Screaming Lord Byron]

25. Well, of course, your Supreme Hotness was a given.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

34. good for you!

i remember the good ole days when that could be said about me..alas no more!!!

[Whitacre D_WI]

27. RandomKoolzip looks EXACTLY like Frank Zappa!

Except for those parts of him that don't.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

29. Yeah, his left kneecap is NOTHING like Zappa's.

Too many rug imprints.

[RandomKoolzip]

56. I look just like Ian Brown....

If Ian Brown was a black lesbian midget with a hook for a hand.....

[Screaming Lord Byron]

59. Are you suggesting he wasn't?

[RandomKoolzip]

61. No, I'm suggesting Ian Brown was a

talentless monobrowed man-ape.


HA!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

62. You say that like it's a bad thing.

[RandomKoolzip]

54. Like my burning blue eyes and twelve-inch tongue....

right?

[spinbaby]

30. Yeah, I'm hot

If you dress me up in the right outfit, I bear a frightening resemblance to Hyacinth Bucket.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

31. I am so excited, I can barely type.

[tigereye]

71. almost spit soda all over the keyboard!

first time that's happened. what does that say about me? that I am only amnused by PBS references?!

[jean]

114. Hyacinth is always frightening, no matter what the outfit!

[Whitacre D_WI]

33. I look like Screaming Lord Byron.

Think about it: have you ever seen the two of us in the same place at the same time? Curious, eh?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

35. It's all too true. I have a trasmat device that can beam me between

Calgary and wherever the hell in Wisconsin it is that I live.

[supernova]

36. I'm Johnny Depp

:P

[Screaming Lord Byron]

37. What was with The Ninth Gate, Johnny?

Just what were you thinking?

[supernova]

42. Polanski screwed up the ending

Read the book: The Club Dumas

But hey, filming in France was fun....

[afraid_of_the_dark]

45. One of the best books ever....

Arturo Perez-Reverte is a fantastic author. The ending of the book is MUCH better than the movie...

[tigereye]

72. ending of the movie was kind of cliche

except if you want to fantasize about Johnny and the flames.... oh god what am I saying. I've been working too hard I guess.

[supernova]

84. LOL! Yes, I can

fatasize about Johnny! ;-)

But yeah, that ending sucked. Even Polanski said he hadn't really thought it through. :wtf:

Dean Corso is very HOT! :evilgrin:

[Kamika]

38. There's been a bunch of picture posts

you should know some

[Screaming Lord Byron]

40. No photos at work, and a crappy dial-up at home.

So I rarely see the photos.

[ronnykmarshall]

47. Right now?

Well I'm getting a cold, my hair is a spikey mess and I look like shit.

[SOteric]

48. I bear a striking resemblence to

Yoda.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

51. Size matters not when hotness is evident. Hotness is found within self.

[plcdude]

93. no you don't

you are gorgeous.

[elfwitch]

49. If I was a cartoon...

I'd look kinda like this:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

50. Oh, my god, you're a hot cartoon!

[elfwitch]

52. Thanks!!

That is the way my hubby draws me in cartoon form.
I think he idealizes me a bit, but I'm not complaining.

[Mobius]

53. This is me:

:P



O8)

[RandomKoolzip]

55. MY wife doesn't understand me!

Thanks for the avatars...No really...(pant, gasp)...THANK YOU! You wanna get some coffe or something....?

[Mobius]

57. ok, its not REALLY me

O8)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

101. It's a NEOPET

Awwww! An Aisha!!!

[skypilot]

58. You look exactly the way I imagine? Really???

Do you actually wear "puffy shirts" with ruffles and stuff?:)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

60. I do own a couple. I used to own a really foppish red Velvet frockcoat.

You try wearing that in Glasgow on a Saturday Night.

[skypilot]

63. And you have the longish dark wavy/curly hair and all?

Am I getting warm or cold?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

74. Dirty blond/mousy. Bad side parting / attempt at wedge.

[skypilot]

80. Oh.

In that case I can no longer correspond with you.;)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

82. It always happens this way, I'm afraid.

[blondeatlast]

96. Dsmn. I thought maybe you looked like Michael Hutchence.

Ah, well, I'm married anyway...

[Screaming Lord Byron]

98. I do look like Michael Hutchence.

Oh....That Michael Hutchence. Then no.

[Fenris]

64. I can't really place what/who I look like

The only person I think I look remotely similar to is pictured below. Yes, I know, that's obvious. BUT I have been told that my smile is similar to that of Matt Damon...I'm not sure what the hell that means.

Anyway, somebody's bound to be able to tell you what I look like. This seemed close enough.

[skypilot]

66. D'Oh!!!

I clicked on your post and saw the picture from the neck up. I thought to myself "Fenris looks exactly like Morrissey." I scroll down and see the Smiths t-shirt and only then did I actually READ your post. I'm such a moron sometimes.

[Fenris]

67. Teehee...I do own that shirt though

It's in black, and has been washed so many times it feels like paper. Pretty bad for being only a year old.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

77. There's a Doctor Who story 'The Curse of Fenric'

That's what I think of. Quite appropriate, eh?

[Fenris]

85. Yes, I'd say.

I am indeed a curse.

[Whitacre D_WI]

78. Why is Morrisey wearing his own band's shirt?

That's, like, so lame.

[Fenris]

87. Man, he did that all the time. Timeless art of self promotion

WHORE YOURSELF!

[Mick Knox]

65. I imagine.... People! They look like people! nt

[rbnyc]

68. Yes, we are all superhot!

All the men and all the women! I've met tons of DUers, and they're all beautiful.

[T_i_B]

70. You don't look like Tom Baker do you?

:-)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

75. I wish! But I do resemble Peter Davison.

And my brother is the spit of Patrick Troughton, if he was about eighteen inches taller.

[T_i_B]

79. Peter Davison?

You don't have a penchant for appearing in dodgy ITV drama's do you?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

83. That wasn't me in Campion, I swear it!

[Zinfandel]

76. I'm incredibly super well endowed, that's the first thing one notices as I

strut down the road, :evilgrin: with a nice hot doob always going!:smoke:

[jus_the_facts]

81. Here's me fwiw....

....me and my Betsy....


...the best pic I ever took...IMHO!


......me lookin' all pissy....


....me and the ol'SO...:smoke:


...and lastly....


and THIS is what my avatar was supposed to look like x(

[southpaw]

92. Are you married?

DO YOU WANNA BE?

[jus_the_facts]

104. Awww thank you so much....as a matter of fact....

....I'm not married...and I'm a southpaw too!! ;-)

[JohnKleeb]

86. Someone I dont know who started an inside joke that

I look like Dennis Kucinich. Quite honestly I dont. Height wise I tower over him and am middle weight not skinny. I got thick as any thing hair. lol to answer your question I dont know. I know what some look like through pictures and some through meeting them.
I can say this, youngred is a redhead and looks more Irish than I do despite me having 25% more Irish blood. I look :shrug: I dont know.

[blondeatlast]

97. I believe I am the guilty party. nt

[JohnKleeb]

105. either you or Lizz

[Lizz612]

99. I'm sure it was me

I told you ages ago that in my mind you ARE that grinning Kucinich, but just the head, you are a big grinning Kucinich head. I'm still not used to that being gone.

I tend to think of people in terms of their big sig pics. LPFF is Blue. Youngred has a "got Kucinich?" sticker on his forehead. Leftist_Rebel is that green robot thing. AlFrankenFan is a pouting Maggie Simpson. And MATCOM, well, MATCOM is an ass.

[JohnKleeb]

106. lol you know I am starting to do that myself Lizz

[geniph]

89. I look just like Monica Bellucci

in my dreams, that is. Okay, so there'd be a resemblance if I were a) brunette, b) 9 inches taller, c) gorgeous, and d) built. Since I'm none of the above, the resemblance exists solely in my imagination, and that of my husband, who ceaselessly lusts after her.

(What I really look like is a redheaded Janeane Garofalo.)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

90. I'll take Janeane over Monica any day.

[SmileyBoy]

91. I've only met a few Twin Cities DUers in person.

I have posted my pic on here before...

[Plaid Adder]

94. Why yes! I am SUPERHOT!

Actually, I am totally not, except to my partner, God love her.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[VOX]

100. I enter the room, jut-jawed and determined. The rippling sinews...

of my bronzed biceps straining with anticipation, I pull the Dunhill Yachtsman pipe from my opalescent teeth, shoot a glance at the Omega Seamaster ticking ever-so-accurately upon my unyielding wrist. As I sweep back my leonine mane of sun-streaked hair with a strong and sure hand, I utter, deeply and seductively:

"Yo, whazzup?"

:evilgrin:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

103. when I first read that...

I thought you typed "unyielding waist"

:evilgrin: Maybe I should learn how to read.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

102. I wonder what people picture me looking like

If they haven't seen my picture yet? :shrug:

I've always wondered :)

[buddhamama]

111. i resemble your sig pic

and i assume everyone else does too, except SOteric who resembles Yoda.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

112. Yes. Everyone does resemble Davros in some way.

[neebob]

113. I look like Dookus' friend.

Maybe he'll post a picture of her. Dookus?