I just taught myself how to text on a rotary dial phone.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I also can do an Excel spreadsheet on a toaster oven.

[LSdemocrat]

1. Yeah, but can you calculate ballistics trajectories on an abacus?

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Abacus? I love that Santana album.

[KamaAina]

3. Santana album?

Dude don't bogart that joint! :smoke: "Abacus" is a song by Phil Collins!

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Don't be silly. Phil Donahue can't sing.

[KamaAina]

6. Oh yeah? Then why did he always take the mike out into the audience?

Huh?

[vixengrl]

9. Before his time--

never got body-surfed back on-stage.

[Career Prole]

13. Abacus was Jem and Scout's dad.

Damn. Even I know that!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Pfft.

I can perform all of the functions of a nuclear particle accelerator with a hula hoop and a Tesla coil.

And I can play the William Tell Overture on a bandsaw.

[mainegreen]

7. I compile hardware drivers using yoghurt, granola, and chocolate chips.

The granola represents 0, the chips 1, and the yoghurt is the computational medium.

[motely36]

8. you crazy vegans

:P

[mainegreen]

10. Vegan yoghurt?

Hmmmmmm

[motely36]

12. oh yeah

:blush:

[TX Screwball]

11. I was just told how to make a CB radio.

All I need is a pet rock and a pull tab from a Jax beer can.

My dog did not tell me where to find such items, though.