I want to create a thread that never lives.

[Guava Jelly]

I want it to drop like an Effen rock!
I want zero replies and zero recs.
I want it to be ignored and mocked in other threads in all forums and groups of DU stating how stupid this thread is.
So 1..2..3.. Bugger off!
(Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
Obi-Wan: Move along.
Stormtrooper: Move along... move along.)

:dunce:

[TZ]

1. .

Tough Shit, Sherlock....:P
:hi:
(don't you know..when you tell me NOT to do something its like waving a red cloak in a bulls face) :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

2. ..

Can't you uppity Liberals follow simple directions? :shrug: :P :hi:
Now

[hunter]

3. Post a picture of stormtrooper naked but for the helmet.

Just like that, the thread will be gone.

[Guava Jelly]

5. Good Thinking

:D

[graywarrior]

4. You're gonna compete with MEEEEEE?!?!

[Guava Jelly]

6. I could never!

:loveya: :P

[graywarrior]

12. I feel so threatened.

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

14. I'm Askared

:yoiks: Be gentle..:P

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Then you need my help: I am become Death, Destroyer of Threads.

[Guava Jelly]

8. Will it cost me my soul?

If so.I'm in.
Annihilate my thread Oh Great one!

[kentauros]

9. aaaaaaaaaaaa .

[TZ]

10. OMG...an animated Rube Goldberg device..

Thats freaking awesome! :thumbsup:

[Guava Jelly]

11. Very industrial

It reminds me that I have to work tomorrow.:cry:

[kentauros]

13. Here's the original, with appropriate music

http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/

:D

I am about to leave work, so we'll just switch places

[Xipe Totec]

15. This is freakin' awesome!

:applause: