15 Things to do at Walmart

[imax2268]

15 Things to do at Walmart while your spouse is taking her sweet time:


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in peoples carts when they
aren't looking.


2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'
in Housewares ... . and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M & M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding
department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your
nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from
"Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!
PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell
loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

[ChiefHappyButt]

1. only one thing to do at walmart

run away and go to your local supplier.

period.

.

[ncrainbowgrrl]

2. Better yet-

Leave coupons/price comparisons for the same products in other area stores. Better yet- mention to a local store owner that you're doing so, and get them to undercut Wally WOrld's price for a week on certain items...

[Deja Q]

3. That ain't nothing! Try THIS:

Put greeting calling cards on some shelves. Keep them nameless and phone-numberless, just cards saying they should unionize. Do it in a way so the security cameras (about 1 camera is placed per 8 square feet at my closest mal-wart location :eyes: ). :evilgrin: O8)