Oh shit my foot fell asleep. I hate when that happens, it really hurts.

[LeftyMom]

I stood up to go upstairs and my whole leg went tingly and collapsed under me.

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Ugh! I HATE that!

Drives me nuts! x(

:pals:

[sniffa]

2. Bite it in the middle of the arch

I swear it works and I'm not just indulging my foot fetish.

[LeftyMom]

3. Dude, how the hell...

Let's just say that if I were that flexible I'm sure flvegan would have mentioned it. Repeatedly. :rofl:

[BeachBaby]

4. I second that.

It works like a charm.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. You can bite your own foot?

That's the clincher. Marry me.

[BeachBaby]

11. Yes, I can bite my own foot.

Not that I make that a regular habit or anything. :P

I can also tie a cherry stem into a knot when challenged. :)

:hi: :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. So can I

But not with my toes. :)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. People are losing their homes, and you're posting that your foot fell asleep

:hide:

[LeftyMom]

9. Fuck their homes. My foot hurts like a mofo.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. It's like you're the West Coast Midlo

[LeftyMom]

13. :checks bank account: No.

[hippywife]

6. Damn!

Now it's going to be up all night! (Credit to Stephen Wright.)

:hide:

[fizzgig]

8. that hurts

i did that once and wound up with a nasty, nasty sprained ankle

[SOteric]

12. I'd feel sorry for you,

If I hadn't sustained a 3rd degree sprain to my ankle yesterday and had my foot swell up like a grapefruit.

I long for the comfortable days when my foot was merely asleep.

Love,

Gimpy

[petronius]

14. Well, don't wake it up until it's ready - otherwise it'll be grumpy all day...

[grannylib]

16. Be careful! I broke my ankle once when that happened to me!!

Had been sitting on my foot at my desk, and stood up and my ankle rolled and snapped.
Ow. Ow. Ow.
Looked like a bagel was wrapped around it.
Ow.