Who would win in a normally fair fight?

[Dr. Strange]

So, it's Orrex vs. DarkTirade. Orrex is armed with a book of limericks, while DarkTirade has a light saber. I'm thinking DarkTirade wins pretty easily, although I suppose if Orrex managed to find a really funny limerick, he could read it, and maybe while DarkTirade was laughing, sneak in and grab the light saber. It's a risky gambit, but it might work.

What sayest thou?

[DarkTirade]

1. What do you mean A lightsaber?

Duel wielding FTW! :evilgrin:

I also bring my biting wit to the field of honor.

... and if I'm desperate, I'll just plain bite. :P

[TZ]

2. Hmmmm

Well normally one would think a lightsaber, but if Orrex pulled out one of his really atrocious limericks full of bad puns it might make DT drop his lightsaber to cover his ears..hmm.
Well I really can't decide so I guess its the third option by default...;-)

[Dr. Strange]

4. That reminds me...

Orrex also has in his arsenal the ultimate weapon of the dark side: the Brazillian joke. That just made this little contest a lot harder to decide.

[mcctatas]

3. I couldn't even read the poll...

I am stunned by the sexiness that is DuStrange ;)