Wow, I found the best thing EVER while browsing at work

[ButterflyBlood]

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Beavis_and_Butthead

So much gold in here it's amazing.

Butt-head: So if you were on a desert island, and you could only bring three things, what would you bring?
Beavis: Well, let me think. I'd bring some crackers, so I'd have something to eat. And then I'd bring a swimsuit, so I could go swimming. And I'd bring some Cheez Whiz to put on the crackers.
Butt-head: That would be cool.
Beavis: So what would you bring, Butt-head? You know, if you were on a desert island?
Butt-head: I'd bring three chicks. Then I'd have a massage-a-thra.
Beavis: You know, I wanna do mine over again. I wanna bring three chicks too.
Butt-head: Beavis, you can't do it over again, you already blew it. I'll be scoring with three chicks while you'll be eating crackers and choking your chicken.
Beavis: No way, really? Dammit!

Butt-head: This is that, Bee-ork chick...
Beavis: I heard she has a, you know, like, a schlong.
Butt-head: Where did you hear that?
Beavis: This guy told me.
Butt-head: What guy?
Beavis: This guy in the bathroom.
Butt-head: You mean in the bathroom at school?
Beavis: No, the bathroom right here. Right here in this house.
Butt-head: What are you talking about, Beavis?
Beavis: There's this dude who's in there sometimes. I'm serious. He's probably still there, he was there this morning.
Butt-head: Damn it Beavis. There's no one in there.
Beavis: Yes there is, Butt-head. Go check it out.
Butt-head: Beavis, you're a bunghole. Uhh...Beavis, flush the toilet next time! There wasn't anybody in there.
Beavis: Hm. Usually he's in the mirror.
Butt-head: Uhh...does he look like a buttmunch?
Beavis: Um...yeah.
Butt-head: Does he have like blond hair?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, that's him. Yeah.
Butt-head: And does he kinda talk like this? "Oh yeah, uh huh huh huh."
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! Kinda like that. "Yeah, yeah, björk has a dong".
Butt-head: Dumbass.

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Even if it's popular, I still call it under-rated!