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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-08 03:42 PM
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Another supermarket oddity: "Hey, would you like to see the manager's special meat?"
Edited on Wed Dec-24-08 03:52 PM by IanDB1
It sounds like a line from a bad porno movie, but here it is...


The Manager's Special Meat:



Nowhere on the package does it seem to identify exactly what kind(s) of meat it is.







See prior threads:

If you're looking for cock at the supermarket...
Topic started by IanDB1 on Nov-24-08 05:55 PM (5 replies)
Last modified by redqueen on Nov-24-08 06:07 PM



http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=8267754





Caviar... For dogs.



http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=4602022#4602289




See also:


They're Made Out Of Meat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaFZTAOb7IE
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-08 03:44 PM
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1. You can't beat the manager's special meat.
Cue drum sound, baa doomp doomp!
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-08 03:49 PM
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2. Where's the manager?
He's in back, packing his special meat.
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-08 03:52 PM
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3. Is he alone or not?
Because I can't form a good visual without more information...
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-08 03:55 PM
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4. That's what you get when you shop at this guy's grocery store, though.



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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-08 03:57 PM
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5. Christ, is that jpg sufficiently gigantic?
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-08 04:05 PM
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6. He got bigger as I posted it, I swear.
:P
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-08 04:07 PM
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7. New uses for "redundant" employees, perhaps?
" and we saved a fortune on pension plan payouts, too!"
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-08 04:08 PM
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8. I needed this today
:rofl:
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-08 09:32 PM
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9. You needed the manager's special meat?
Want me to give him (or her) your number?
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