If You Had To Rank All 40,040 DUers By How Cool They Were

[THUNDER HANDS]

Where would you be on the list?

[a_random_joel]

1. If you had to spank all 40,040 DUers...

oops, a sex thread.

[terrya]

2. I'm not on that list.

I have a serious "cool defiency", I'm afraid.

Terry

[Az]

3. Coolness is not measured subjectively

It is an appelation applied to you by consensus of others.

[Book Lover]

4. If this chubby chick waited for others to validate

her level of cool, I'd still be waitin'

Booger on the rest of you all; I'm cool and that's that, cat.

[Az]

6. Thats cool

See it didn't take long to get the consensus process flowing. Now confidence is something we can declare about ourselves. And you seem to have that in buckets.

[Book Lover]

12. I dug the well deep

on confidence. Something about hating myself through 16 years of schooling, then getting an art job for an adult-entertainment publication. I know this will throw a lot of anti-porn sisters out of whack, but that job is what gave me my confidence. If folks are paying good money to look at the nice lady I just blurred the blemishes off of, then there ain't nothing wrong with me. Or anyone.

[Az]

14. I am suddenly reminded

of a comic strip I quite like. Forgetting the name of it but its main character is a shy skunk girl that winds up with a job doing the website and computer work for a Porn Queen. She finds her confidence working there and manages to maintain her own personal sense of dignity. Now if I could just remember its name....think think think.... oh bother.

[THUNDER HANDS]

5. normally, yes

But this is the lounge, where we don't think normal. So just give a guess.

:)

[LeftCoast]

7. I would be the 40,041st coolest person on DU

:)

[JitterbugPerfume]

10. i do not worry about coolness

I am just me

[LeftCoast]

13. Easy for you to say...you've got a cool handle!

lol

*just messing w/ ya*

[bif]

8. Bottom o' the list

I suck

[GumboYaYa]

15. I know that's not true.

[Shoedogg]

9. I am far too cool for this list.

;)

[NoPasaran]

11. Where do the geeks who were in the chess club

usually end up when coolness lists are drawn up?