Guys, worst four words in the English language? poll

[OffWithTheirHeads]

President George W. Bush does not count (in soooo many ways). Too easy

And yes, I know, I have too much time on my hands today.

[Dr. Strange]

1. You're a nice guy.

:o

[nickgutierrez]

36. What he said. n/t

[LeftinOH]

2. Are you done already?

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. 'Come into my office'

[XemaSab]

21. Followed by:

"Close the door." :scared:

[MineralMan]

4. I have bad news...

Told to you by the woman you slept with after the party.

[Happyhippychick]

5. "Is it in yet"?

[Bunny]

16. Coupled with "are you done yet?" and we have the old one-two punch!

:spray:

:rofl:






:hide:
sorry, dudes.

[Happyhippychick]

17. Don't forget: "It happens to everyone"

:rofl:

[Bunny]

18. .

:D

[charlie and algernon]

6. "Let's just be friends"

x(

[JoePhilly]

38. "You're a nice guy" ... translation ...

"But I'm going back to the ex-boyfriend that beats me."

[MilesColtrane]

7. "Are you sitting down?"

Could be the precursor to all varieties of shitsorm.

[Twillig]

8. I have been thinking...

[Deja Q]

9. "I love you, babe"

[Happyhippychick]

11. "I got you babe"

[tigereye]

10. let's just be friends?

:hide:

sorry menfolk.

[eyesroll]

12. "More snow coming tomorrow."

:(

[ronnykmarshall]

13. Is that your finger?

[av8rdave]

14. Hi Honey, I'm home!

[ieoeja]

15. "I missed my period."

[XemaSab]

22. That's a winner right there

:scared:

[Xipe Totec]

19. Come to my office n/t

[Ivan Sputnik]

20. We have a problem

[laststeamtrain]

23. "Greetings" from selective service by far.

Can you imagine if there was a draft now?

The weenies we've bred?

It'd be very strange.

[Chan790]

24. We're having a baby.

I don't want a baby, I dislike children...I didn't even like me as a child.

[vixengrl]

25. "What are you thinking?" (Not a *good* relationship convo--)

This is a thing that is dangerous to hear from the Sig-O. I've had partners ask me "What are you thinking?" and I don't always have a good answer. It's disturbing, having to come up with something on the fly, when I might not even be thinking anything. I might just want to discreetly scratch something. But my general understanding is that women mostly ask this of men. (Why my boyfriends ever ask me this is a mystery--I'm not deep. If I look like I'm thinking, I'm wondering if I should have another beer or if I need to go to the toilet right now. Or the scratching thing.) And it means something like the old Bee Gees' song, "How Deep is your Love"? (Eek.)

I have, to my credit, never asked that. Jeez. Could just be gas, a person looking like they're thinking, and all....

And when you give the wrong answer, you get this silence where you want to ask the other person, "Sooooo, what were *you* thinking?"


Awkwaaaaard.

[Quantess]

31. A penny for your thoughts.

Always awkward, no matter what.

"What are you thinking!!!?" is often said in an emergency, after doing something silly. :D

Edit: I'm a woman, so there's my disclaimer.

[bluesbassman]

26. "Hands on the hood". Followed by...

"Hands behind your back" Busted!















'Course, there's a certain DUer who could tell me to put my hands behind my back anytime she wanted to.

[Phredicles]

27. "new Phil Collins album"

:P

[bluesbassman]

28. Bravo!

:thumbsup:

[JimGinPA]

29. License And Registration Please...

:scared:

[Danger Mouse]

30. "We need to talk" or "Can I call you?" = Prelude to being dumped.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

32. Oh no, "We need to talk" can be a prelude to so many things

I saw you looking at the neighbor's ass

Did you really have to open that second bottle of wine?

Do you know what you did at the Christmas party?

What do you mean, "The credit cards are maxxed out?

Yeah, you keep telling me "she's just a friend"

"With my sister!?"

In fact, "We need to talk" is so ubiquitous that it actually links to another website. The dog house

http://bewareofthedoghouse.com/video.aspx

[krispos42]

33. "Honey, about the car..."

Never a good sign.

[WinkyDink]

34. "Let's take a biopsy."

[Gidney N Cloyd]

35. It's my husband! Hide!

[unpossibles]

37. "you are my father" nt

[Zuni]

39. "smell this for me"

yeeechhh