Cripes. My street is a friggin crime scene.

[flvegan]

Three police cars, 3 undercover cars, and a couple of guys from what looks like CSI. Cops are taking pictures of the front yard of one house. This sucks. I'm far to nosy to get any work done now.

[JimGinPA]

1. Solidify Your Alibi

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

3. Ahhh!

C'mon fucking guy!

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. Release the hounds.

They can assist the police.

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Post updates as they come in!

[flvegan]

8. Nobody got cuffed and stuffed that I could see.

They interviewed the folks next door. I never get any attention. x(

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Booooring.

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

5. They're looking for killer pit bulls on the loose.

[siligut]

6. Bet it is drugs!

Shoulda gotten in on that deal earlier.

[TK421]

7. Is there a chalkline of a body holding a double cheeseburger?

:D

[flvegan]

9. They took a receipt from BK for a Whopper with 15 slices of bacon

into evidence. You may be onto something.

[Dangerously Amused]

10. I'll provide an alibi for you.

My fees are reasonable.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. That used to happen a lot when I lived in Harlem.

I remember rounding a corner once and seeing a huge crowd and about 10 police all with their guns drawn. I turned around, and went home around the block another way.

[Ellen Forradalom]

12. The LA version is to efficiently reroute

around a freeway shooting. I knew I'd gone native when I did that.