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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 01:34 PM
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JESUS CHRIST is this case of beer a fucking pain to carry! Shitting watermelons would be easier!
I'm stopping in at the lab to use the computer because I don't want to collapse in the street from these 22 lbs of beer plus the glass bottles. "Now JVS," you may ask "did you not know that this case of beer was going to be heavy? Just because you can fit all the bottles in your backpack doesn't mean you should buy the whole case. Why not just buy several bottles." Fuck that! Fuck that right in the asshole. Those goddamed bastards would want 40% more money per bottle to buy less than a case. They pushed my hand dammit! In fact, it would be better to buy the whole case and destroy several of them on the spot. There has to be a better way!
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 01:36 PM
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1. You should get one of those little rolling carts.
For grocery shopping and whatnot. I have a little rolling laptop bag which I use when I travel. It's great!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 01:44 PM
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2. The answer is to drink them on the way home
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 01:47 PM
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4. I just took the first drag off the second bottle. It's not cold, but it's still good
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TieDyedDad Donating Member (219 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 01:45 PM
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3. Dude...two words
Hand Truck
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 01:50 PM
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5. Yeah right. I'm not schlepping a fucking moving dolly around all day so I can hit the grocery on...
the way home. That cure is as bad as the disease. Illeagal immigrants. That's the real solution. I need to hire an illegal immigrant in the store parking lot and give him $4 to carry two cases home with me.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 02:18 PM
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6. Don't be so sure. I just shat a watermelon
...and it's not fun. To say the least.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 02:23 PM
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7. It is after a case of beer.
:beer:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 02:35 PM
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8. Cans weigh less.
Edited on Fri Dec-19-08 02:35 PM by madinmaryland
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 02:37 PM
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9. But it tastes better out of a bottle.
Don't you think?
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 02:39 PM
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11. I'll drink either, no problem!!
:beer:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 02:39 PM
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10. Don't think I don't know it. They don't offer cans here.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 02:40 PM
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12. Schlitz comes in bottles?
Who'da thunk!

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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 02:54 PM
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13. Bike Trailer
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 02:57 PM
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14. I don't ride a bike
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 03:08 PM
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15. If you did you could haul a refrigerator filled with beer (as pictured.)
And a generator to run it as you rode for perpetually cold beer! :P
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