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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 08:32 AM
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Calvin Klein to unveil "True Man" brand of cologne just before Christmas!
It is being billed as a subtle and extremely enticing combination of the following fragrances:

Baloney
Elastic from worn out underwear
Automotive grease
Toe sweat
Mayonnaise
Moist navel lint
Stale beer breath

FINALLY, someone got it right.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 08:34 AM
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1. PS...this will be marketed in the south under the brand name "taterguy"
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Nickster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 08:34 AM
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2. LoL. I was going to say, does it smell like stale beer! Didn't you forget fart smell?
Edited on Fri Dec-19-08 08:35 AM by Nickster
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