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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 06:58 PM
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You've just realized that there's a man eating monster in your basement...
What do you do?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 06:59 PM
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1. Order pizza
they won't miss him for at least 2 hours

then

deny everything
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 06:59 PM
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2. I don't have a basement
And I do have a Haydes.

I'm straight.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 07:01 PM
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3. Which monster is he eating?
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 07:02 PM
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4. Is this the same monster who steals half my socks? nt
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 07:02 PM
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5. What's his phone number? I'm too starved of companionship to care what happens anymore.
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whistler162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 07:12 PM
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6. Worry since that is where I sleep!
Edited on Mon Dec-15-08 07:12 PM by whistler162
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 07:17 PM
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7. What kind of monster is the man eating?
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-08 07:19 PM
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8. Giggle a little
Then lay back :D

:rofl:
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