'Flare your nostrils for me, Frank. I get so excited when you flare them.'

[Oeditpus Rex]

"Margaret, I get so excited when you say 'excited'."



Post your favorite lines from "MASH." :bounce:

[WolverineDG]

1. Nice dress, Klinger nt

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. "Insanity is just a state of mind."

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce

[underpants]

3. "Whoo boy, better keep the brass monkeys in TONIGHT!"

Henry Blake coming back into the communal tent in the midst of a dreadfully cold night

[leeroysphitz]

4. Ill booten gotty.

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Wow, pretty obscure

:thumbsup:



Even funnier with that hoity-toity accent he put on. :D

[Gold Metal Flake]

6. If he straightens out that overbite, I'll kill him.

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Gene Tierney

I forget, though — who kissed her? :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

7. It's nice to be nice...to the nice.

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. 'Oh, Frank —

You're so above average."

[GOPisEvil]

8. My father touched me that way once. To this day he has to wear orthopedic shirts.

[madinmaryland]

9. Nostrils, anyone? FLARING no less...

[GOPisEvil]

10. Have you heard of the Malaysian Chest Implosion Torture?

No.

That's because it hasn't been invented. Yet.

[Arugula Latte]

11. "Horse Apples!"

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. 'Mule muffins!'

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. Wait, wait.

Are we talking about "MASH" or "M*A*S*H?


:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Either

I figured more people would know the teevee series than the film.

[GOPisEvil]

13. That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.

[SeattleGirl]

14. "It's a horse, sir.

Here's the keys."

Radar to Col. Potter.

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. 'That's disgusting!'

"Son, to me, that's a tiptoe through the tulips."

:D

[pokerfan]

20. Oh, Margaret. Your lips are so hot!

[Kool Kitty]

21. The line about shampoo.

Hawkeye brought Margaret some shampoo-because he couldn't find any real poo.

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. That was for Carly, Hawkeye's old flame, and her tentmate

And B.J. was the one who said it.



"And... 500 sheets of official MASH stationery."

(takes out roll of toilet paper)

[Kool Kitty]

40. Curse my old-lady memory.

;) It still is one of my fave lines.

[Mendocino]

23. I think I've been slaked.

Radar-They're hunting socks sir
Henry -At this hour?

Klinger-I'm a card carrying pinko socialist..(pause)...
Henry-..Bolshevik?
Klinger-no, honest

Mulcahy-I think I'll sleep in the nurses tent.

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. 'It's up I throw!'

Just saw the "slaking" episode yesterday. :)



(That nurse was Mary Kay Place, who wrote a few episodes but was probably better known as Loretta Haggers on "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman.")

[Tuvok Obama]

24. "The mortar merrier"

[Roon]

43. That is when hawkeye went mad

and had to go to the funny farm.

[billyskank]

25. Virtually every line that Alan Alda ever got to say on that show.

[Bunny]

26. Those two poops are gonna drive me dippy.

Colonel Blake, speaking to Radar, in reference to Majors Burns and Houlihan.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

27. From the movie;

"Oh my God, they've shot him"
"Houlihan you idiot, that's the end of the half"

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. 'All right, bub, your fuckin' head is comin' right off!'

:D

[Orrex]

28. 'The Greeks invented the edible complex...'

"That's when a boy loves his mother's cooking more than eating out."

[underpants]

29. I AM the wind

The wind just broke its arm

[sarge43]

30. "Sir, if you don't want to bring the bags of sugar over the stove,

you can bring the stove over to the bags." From the episode when the officers and enlisted trade job for Boxing Day. Charles winds up in the chow hall working for the reality based head cook.

Other favorite: Supply ("Everything can be traded, including the CinC's daughter) sergeant is dealing with Hawkeye, BJ and Radar. "I have these skin flicks. (Glances at Hawk and BJ) They'd make you two cry. (Stares at Radar) They'll kill you."

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. 'I must be losin' my touch

In the last war, I'da gotten ya down to a can of Spam."



"And a can of Spam!"



(Cue ice cream. Strawberry.) :)

[BlueIris]

31. "My kidneys were expecting orange juice. Silly kidneys."

Hawkeye, while swigging a morning martini.

[mikeargo]

35. Hawkeye, to Burns:

"Shut up Frank, or I'll let a squirrel run up your leg."

[RoseMead]

36. "Ah! Bach!"

Favorite line ever, and I still use it on people to this day.

[Oeditpus Rex]

39. 'Tolstoy?'

:D

[fishwax]

44. I'm partial to the fugue

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

46. Can you say that in front of her?

:D

[trof]

37. Finest kind.

[Oeditpus Rex]

48. One of the few things that made the jump from the book to the series

:thumbsup:

[krispos42]

38. "Oh, Frank..."

"For a minute there it looked like you had a chin!"



Houlahan to Burns :-)

[Roon]

41. Colonel flagg after being assigned to look for Margaret

BJ: Or we can just drop an atomic bomb on them. (north korea)
Flagg:Don't try and make friends with me.

[dixiegrrrrl]

42. Jocularity..... Jocularity........Jocularity

Father Mulcahey ..
and then several show/scenes where the other characters mimicked him for saying it so much.

[Oeditpus Rex]

47. The Father Mulcahy Sound-Alike Contest!

Because the projector kept breaking down when they were watching "My Darling Clementine."



"It seems that Pvt. Simpson has come down with a case of hepatitis. He's the most remarkable shade of yellow."

—Radar



:D

[BrotherBuzz]

45. Mule fritters!