Good Sexual Innuendo Thread:

[Jamastiene]

Copycat. :P

[Deja Q]

1. Hey, I like it bad!

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

2. Show me your Bucky, baby

[CreekDog]

3. Locking

...because of the knocking. :spank:

[nomorenomore08]

7. If the thread is a-lockin', don't come a-knockin'?

:hide:

[flvegan]

4. Anything that leads to actual sex.

[elshiva]

5. How big is Santa's Yule Log?

[DarkTirade]

9. You'll find out when he slides it down the chimney.

[elshiva]

10. My chimney is tight, I hope he can fit it.

:evilgrin:

[DarkTirade]

11. Might be hard, he's got a lot of girth.

[elshiva]

14. It's going to be hard to enter.

[gmoney]

6. The idiotic unabashed dictionary defines "Innuendo" as...

an Italian suppository.

[LeftyMom]

8. This sounds like my kind of thread.

:thumbsup:

[Danger Mouse]

12. Why can't Santa Claus father a child?

Because he's impotent.

[elshiva]

15. Sorry, I don't get the joke.

:shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

16. Who said I was joking?

:shrug:

[elshiva]

17. How do you know Santa Claus is impotent?

Do you know Santa? :shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

18. Yes. He can never get it up.

[elshiva]

19. So you are Santa Claus' lover?

I am proud that you are coming out as a gay man, but what about Mrs. Claus?

[Inchworm]

13. Is there such thing as bad innuendo?

;)

[Generic Brad]

20. Does that mean we can only use single entendres?