Teacher tells class that San Francisco isn't real....

[Deja Q]

And when the one obstreperous student plaintively asked "Did all the hippies float in space?", his wrist was rapped with a measuring stick. And, yes, size matters. It was 12" long and 1" thick, this ruler...

[nomorenomore08]

1. "If you're going to a hole in spacetime, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair..."

:P

[annabanana]

2. "Did all the hippies float in space?"

At least once a week.

[CreekDog]

3. To be fair it is pretty UNreal

But I was born there so I'm pretty sure it exists.

We'll see what the lab has to say about the rest of your statement. :rofl:

[pokerfan]

4. you skipped over all the other Santas

Santa Barbara, Santa Clara, Santa Monica...

[Deja Q]

5. Too easy.

:D

[otherlander]

6. Well...

You may leave here for four days in space, but when you return it's the same old place. :shrug: