I'm craving a Whopper. Talk me out of it.

[Plaid Adder]

I know they're evil...I'm just so friggin' hungry.

Rumble,

The Plaid Adder

[Kamika]

1. mmm

I'd go for a Big mac though mmmm :9 damn you made me want one

[Dookus]

2. nah

once in awhile, it's OK to indulge.

I prefer McDonald's myself, but probably only do it 3 or 4 times a year. It won't kill ya. Enjoy.

[Padraig18]

3. Do you know what's IN those things????

Thing of your arteries, if nothing else...:P

[matcom]

4. meet you there!

double whopper, with cheese of course!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Whitacre D_WI]

5. You should NOT eat the Whopper.

Unless you get it with bacon.

[Blue-Jay]

6. Just go get one!

Sorry, I'm not a vegetarian, and I like Whoppers.

Yeah, I know. I'm not help at all. Just call my Bacchus.

[everythingsxen]

7. Eat the Whopper...

Who cares if it's evil...

Evil tastes gooood. :evilgrin:

[soleft]

42. yes, eat the whopper

If you don't eat the whopper, you will start out eating some things that you think are good for you, you will not be satisfied, you'll move onto some tastier things that are still not quite as evil as the whopper, you will still not be satisfied. You will eat very delicious unhealthy things because they are not the whopper, but you will not be able to get the idea of the whopper out of your mind. Eventually, you will eat the whopper. 6 or 7000 calories down the road.

Eat the whopper when you are hungry, stop when you are satisfied.

[BootinUp]

8. I for one

don't buy into the fat and red meat causes all the arterial sclerosis problems. I think Atkins and the other doctors who focused on reducing carbs are on the right track. So if it was me, I'd dig into that whopper maybe two and pass on the fries.

Sorry if this causes you any stress. :)

[Raven]

9. Dripping with grease...cheese, dressing...pickles...

and a side order of french fries...get me one while you're at it...pleeze!!!!

[MsUnderstood]

10. IN N OUT BURGER. . .must have cheese. . .

arrg I really miss hamburgers. Damn that Mad cow, damn her!

[Plaid Adder]

11. You people are evil!

Evil, I tell you!

Actually, no real whopper could ever be as good as this virtual one you guys are all enjoying so much.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[BootinUp]

13. LOL! n/t

[ewagner]

12. When I'm on the road

I take particular pleasure in BK Whoppers. The combination of beef, onions and, yes, a bit of grease, keeps me happy for about 150 miles or so......

[bain_sidhe]

14. Why would I do that?

I want you to pick up one for me while you're there. No onions or special sauce, though...

Thanks! :D

[DrWeird]

15. Those chicken whoppers are pretty good.

But they're grilled, not fried. So make sure they slap some cheese on there.

[sidwill]

16. Read "Fast Food Nation"

And find out that that whopper is a ground up matrix off what used to be about a 1000 cows, hof meat, digestive tract, anus, internal organ meat, feces, rat hair, CNS tissue, insects, and other gross stuff.

After you have come to grips with this truth you should have no problem passing up on the burger and going with the "Whaler".

Now let me tell you whats in a whaler.......

[Blue-Jay]

18. blah blah blah

Burgers are tasty, and (in careful moderation) are not "bad" for you.

[BootinUp]

21. i think i'd rather pass

on the book. Sounds like a bit of an exaggeration. You could analyze vegetables in a similar way I am sure.

[jmowreader]

28. Whale?

Your description makes it sound like a Whopper and a haggis are a lot alike.

[PDittie]

32. I think I've seen a piece of anus in my Whopper before

then again, maybe it was a small calamari

[BootinUp]

39. I suppose it would be too much

to ask you to edit that post header?

[LTR]

55. 'scuze me...

:puke:

[Plaid Adder]

45. I have already read and loved Fast Food Nation.

After I read it I emailed my partner and said, "We can never eat beef again." That lasted about a week.

It's 10:00 now and I STILL haven't gotten any dinner. It will be a quarter pounder value meal for me again on the way home tonight, I fear. I have found that's the easiest one to eat in one hand while driving.

Mmm tasty.

Sigh,

The Plaid Adder

[Sgt. Peppers]

17. Wait till tuesday. .99 all day :)

Takes two hands to handle a whooper.

[Rowdyboy]

19. Don't order a whopper

Double Cheese burgers are much better!

[earthsea wizard]

20. If this doesn't do it, nothing will...

Go here, sit back, and listen to a tale as old as, well.. as old as Burger King french fries, I guess.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/burger.htm

[Snow]

22. Go for it - your friendly epidemiologist can inform you that

the burgers are actually not so bad - just don't have fries with that. Of course, what do I know; I'm just an epidemiologist......

[Asteroid]

24. Try a turkey burger

Nah wait never mind, just go for the real thing.

[supernova]

23. Have one PA

don't guilt-trip yourself. Just have one and get it out of your system.

[KathCO]

25. think "Mad Cow"

[Asteroid]

26. Why is it always the cows that go mad

Why not mad chickens disease? I mean don't cows have enough problems.

[Blue-Jay]

27. heh.

[Insider]

29. had one yesterday

first time in about 6-9 months. the veggies were surprisingly good, with mayo and ketchup. but that burger was just not any good. it looked weak and it had no taste whatsoever.

the onion rings and dipping sauce was fun though

[EstimatedProphet]

30. 3500 Calories

I rest my case

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

31. Waffle House, Double patty melt with hash browns scattered

and covered.... Mmmmmmm.

[RebelOne]

33. Bad, bad, bad.

Cholesterol clogging fats. Don't do it. Control yourself.

[name not needed]

34. if you dont eat your meat

you cant have any pudding! how can you have any pudding if you dont eat your meat?

[BootinUp]

35. lol -eom-

[Heyo]

36. Talk you out of it?

A Wopper sounds good right now..

..although I always go for the chicken sandwich and onion rings with that sauce they give you..

Heyo

[truthbetold]

37. What does mad cow matter...

It's not real beef anyway.
:evilgrin:

[LSdemocrat]

38. No, there is nothing wrong with eating a whopper.

Make it a double if you want.

[dae]

40. Ecoli, gristle, fat, now I'm sick ...

:puke:

[Ksec]

41. think of a big roll of neck fat bulging from under your chin that jiggles

when you speak. Or a bulbous roll of blubberfat that hangs over your belt and makes you have backaches.

Still hungry?

[Blue-Jay]

43. You're SO correct!

A single burger will turn you into Ethel Merman.

You can disagree all you want ethically, but don't try to portray us omnivores as stupid fat rubes, OK?

[Ksec]

49. your stupidity has nothing to do with your eating habits

but hey, if you wanna play the game of victim, more power to ya. Jeebus you people are touchy

OK?

[Blue-Jay]

50. Maybe it's my "bulbous roll of blubberfat"

that's making me touchy.

Jebus, you people are supercilious.

See? I can make sweeping generalizations too. Feels good.

[BootinUp]

44. No!

that is carbohydrates forming that triple chin, not fat from eating red meat!

[Plaid Adder]

46. I just want to say

that thsi is probably the longest-living thread I have ever started. Now all we need is a good flame-broiling...
C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[BootinUp]

47. Oh no, you can't just post and run

what did you decide? :)

[Plaid Adder]

48. I'm still hungry.

And still trapped at work. However, I will be heading home soon, and unfortunately I will probably not be able to make it back without stopping on the way at McDonald's. Which is even nastier than Burger King, but you can eat it with one hand whiel you drive.

Ah, the glamor of life as a DU columnist,

The Plaid Adder

[Buns_of_Fire]

51. It's time for a plug for "gutbombers"

Hey, stop at a Krystal or a White Castle or a Royal Castle (if they still exist).

Royal... (do do do do do do dee do)
Castle... (do do do do do do dee do)
Royal... Castle... is just the greatest place
I'm hungry! Let's eat!

...or...

Broiled, not fried!
How does that sound?
Burger King... Burger King... Burger King...

Even for breakfast! :evilgrin:

[curse10]

52. Here ya go (warning, graphic)

Go eat a salad :-) Yummy and good for you

[MissMillie]

53. the last time I had a fast food burger

I was so sick. I had a gall bladder attack. Within a couple of days, I had surgery. And then I was months healing because I developed complications.

If you really want a burger, make it at home, on the grill so the fat drips off.

[LTR]

54. I got food poisoning at a Burger King once

I was laid up sick for three days. Almost went to get my stomach pumped.

I will never eat at a Burger King again. That stuff is beyond vile!