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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 11:38 AM
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My best friend just came over to show me his new shirt.
Him: Well?

Me: Well what?

Him: Look!

Me: *sigh* Look what?

Him: I got a new shirt!

Me: Oh, it looks good.

Him: Really?

Me: Yes, nice colors.

Him: Really?

Me: Yes...wanna beer?

Him: What do you like about the colors?

Me: I don't know...they are bright.

Him: Do you think the colors compliment my eyes?

Me: What?

Him: Does the shirt go with my eyes?

Me: Yeah, I guess so...wanna beer?

Him: Are you sure the shirt doesn't clash with....

Me: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 11:41 AM
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1. You could have saved yourself much of the drama. After he said,
"I got a new shirt!" you might have just answered, "It makes your ass looks enormous."
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 11:42 AM
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2. *choke*
Hahahahahahahaha! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :thumbsup:
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