What 'Medical Help' Do You Get If Your Errection Lasts More Than 4 Hours?

[matcom]

:shrug:

:D

[GOPisEvil]

1. A hooker in a nurse's outfit?

:D :shrug:

[papau]

23. The new ad does say seek medical attention!

but how does this you choose the time pill that claims a 2 day possibility only result in 4 hours - and if more than 4 hours there is a problem - but is that more than 4 hours cummulative over all events in those 2 days - or only if an uninterrupted 4 hours?

So many questions.

But I am sure Matcom has the answers!

[Beer Snob-50]

2. A picture of Ann Coulture

nekid!

[notadmblnd]

3. An ice pack from your friendly neighborhood nurse?

nt

[gator_in_Ontario]

4. I was just watching that commercial....

scary idea, but it'll make for some interesting stories from folks who work in the ER. What is that stuff? A combo of viagra and steroids??

[mmm]

5. Ghostbusters, of course!

What better way to treat a figment of one's imagination.

[blm]

6. Calling Nurse Halle Berry.

.

[jus_the_facts]

7. A BOBBIT'ECTOMY!!

:o

[chiburb]

8. Elad makes a "spellcheck" housecall? (Errection?) n/t

.

[GOPisEvil]

10. matcom still thinks he's in Mexico...

He's rolling his "r"'s.

[chiburb]

12. Actually, that's a pretty good misspelling...

A GOOD dose of that stuff gives you an Erection. A BAD dose gives you an ERRection...

He is SO clever!

[frylock]

16. He's rolling his "r"'s.

evidently, he's smoking them as well.

[matcom]

34. sorry

was typing with only one hand :D

[Florida_Geek]

9. A OR nurse I know was part of a operation, for a guy

that had one for 24+ hours. A blood clot got in the way and would not allow the blood to flow out.

[bubblesby2002]

11. I'll be right over to give you a hand.

I am trained in first aid, after all.

[supernova]

13. It's called priapism

if you wanna get all medical like. ;-)

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

14. And if you want to get all medical like -

it can damage your wanger if it goes on to long.

[TrogL]

15. You go to the emergency room and the doctor describes the procedure

You faint from the mere thought of the concept (it involves a lot of cutting and blood spattering on the ceiling). When you regain consciousness it's all better.

[Buns_of_Fire]

17. The people from the Guinness Book of World Records

Hey, might as well make a buck or two out of it... (Barring that, probably an exorcist. Or a ball peen hammer.)

[rbnyc]

18. OMG!

I saw that commercial the other night and was rolling!!

"Seek immediate medical attention!"

[TheMightyFavog]

19. My guess:

A picture of Cal Thomas wearing nothing but black leather thigh-highs, and a chainmail thong.

(Enjoy the mental image :P)

[BlueJazz]

20. Hi!...My name is Barbie and I think....

...I have a solution to your problem that will benefit us both!
...You DID say 4 glorious hours ...right...ooo :)

[LynneSin]

21. Are you trying to share something with us

:shrug:

[VOX]

22. Throw out your Cialis tablets...

You've wood aplenty!

:toast:

[bif]

24. Evacujack?

n/t

[matcom]

25. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PERFECT!! :D

:thumbsup:

[Florida_Geek]

26. I think I have an answer with this

[lojasmo]

27. Heh

They can either inject neo-synepherine into it to decrease arterial flow, or they can stick a BIG needle into it to drain the blood. I've seen both done. Ugh.

[arwalden]

28. Here..

[matcom]

29. DAMMIT ALLEN!!

i think i just PISSED MYSELF!!!

:D

[arwalden]

30. Ahh... Urine flow...

... this is a good sign. It appears that you're beginning to relax and the problem may be about to solve itself.

Sorry! LOL.

-- Allen

[matcom]

32. yeah, but ONE MAJOR PROBLEM!!!!!

my ceiling is all urine-stained now

LOL indeed!

[blm]

33. Yeah, but, I'll bet you lost your 4 hour erection.

heheh.

[TrogL]

31. Xanax, diazepam or any other "pam"

or muscle relaxers.

[BiggJawn]

35. Tie the patient up and drop him...

...at a Leather Bar!