I've got big balls.

[flvegan]

That's a line from a song by AC/DC. Honest. I'm behaving, but just saying. Proof is here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY

What did you think I was saying?

See? Look, here are the lyrics...

Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(Ball sucker)
(Ball sucker)
(Ball sucker)
(Ball sucker)

[ThomCat]

1. Balls should be held every night.

Yes, I totally agree. :)

[flvegan]

2. Hey, everybody! Thom, is OFFICIALLY back.

;)

[ThomCat]

4. LOL!

:rofl:

Until you really get into the spirit of the lounge you're still just taking off your coat. :P

[elshiva]

3. Woohoo! You're so right.

:hug:

[ThomCat]

6. *Smooch*

:*

:hi:

How are you doing tonight? Can I tell you that the meds are making me higher than usual tonight. :P

[elshiva]

8. *SMOOCH*

I am happy. My birthday is this Friday.
:*

[ThomCat]

10. I'll see if I can fit him into a box for you.

Red bow and nothing else? :P

[elshiva]

14. Heehee, yes please, thanks, but

you know that he is gay, so I don't think he'll be interested.

I do want to to get the action figure. ;)

[LeftyMom]

5. They seemed normal size to me.

:shrug:

[flvegan]

9. You try

shifting a 6-speed in boxers with these and let me know.

This is the best response I've ever made to anything on DU.

[LeftyMom]

11. I have no idea what that even means.

Why are you driving in your underpants?

[flvegan]

12. They go under my regular shorts.

:eyes:

[LeftyMom]

15. Why would the size of your sack effect your driving?

I mean, unless you suffer from elephantitis of the testicle or something, and I think I'd have noticed. Seems to me that the stick shift is on the other side of your right leg from the playground equipment.

I'm confused.

[flvegan]

18. Nevermind.

Guess you have to have quads to get it.

[Danger Mouse]

7. The first time I heard that one, I was in disbelief.

:rofl: a classic.

[flvegan]

13. AC/DC...not one to mince words.

Innuendo Gods, they are.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

16. How bout this one bro

Lotsa double meaning here...Come On Eileen..


Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio, he moved a million hearts in mono.
Our mothers cried and sang along and who'd blame them.
Now you're grown, so grown, now I must say more than ever.
Go Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye
and we can sing just like our fathers.

Come on Eileen,
I swear (well he means) At this moment you mean everything,
With you in that dress my thoughts I confess verge on dirty
Ah come on Eileen.

These people round here wear beaten down eyes
Sunk in smoke dried faces they're so resigned to what their fate is,
But not us, no not us we are far too young and clever.
Remember Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye
Eileen I'll hum this tune forever.

Come on Eileen, I swear, well he means
Ah come on let's take off everything,
That pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen, please.

[DarkTirade]

17. Two entendres for the price of one!

[Lucian]

19. Well, I have a big pecker.

[Robeson]

20. I would love to have seen the direction that band would have taken, had Bon Scott...

...not died.

[flvegan]

22. Likely the same place they are now.

Angus and Malcolm ran the group pretty much.

I do wish Bon was still with us, not that I wish Johnson to a life of driving the bus.

[cemaphonic]

23. You gotta hand it to them though.

They had one of the most distinctive vocalists of rock and roll ever, but managed to find a replacement that could pull off a pretty credible imitation, while still leaving his own stamp on their sound.

I'm not really a fan at all, but this has been stuck in my head for days:

(It's a Long Way to the Top...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1iR2Wi3u5o

Great song.

[ThomCat]

25. That looks like a fun video to make.

:)

[LeftyMom]

21. Pics or it didn't happ... oh wait, there they are.

:D

[BarenakedLady]

24. You should really get those checked out.

I, coincidentally, happen to be a professional*.

:evilgrin:
















































*Well I do play one on the internets

[redqueen]

26. Whoa... they're saying 'ball sucker'?

I never knew what they were saying there!

:rofl:

[Parche]

27. are you talking about me again?

:hi: