Help me prove that Santa is in fact dead! ( Post proof here)

[Guava Jelly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ0zd0y94no
Santa is dead

[malta blue]

1. why do you hate santa?

:cry:

[Guava Jelly]

3. I never got my freaking electric train set.

:mad: _uck that fat Bast_rd :mad:
He must pay for this travesty!!
Grrrrr!!

[malta blue]

6. I'm sorry GoPsUx

:hug:

Childhood sucks sometimes....

[Guava Jelly]

9. Yep

You'd think he'd make amends and bring me the Swedish Bikini team.

[JitterbugPerfume]

2. he is dead alright

he never brings me what I ask for , so he is dead to me

[Guava Jelly]

5. Yep

What an inconsiderate SOB Santa is. :mad:

[varkam]

4. I hope it hurts, Santa.

[Guava Jelly]

7. With my last breath I spit on thee!!

:mad:

[JVS]

8. This video explains all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV_3-yIfw4k

[Guava Jelly]

11. Call Wolf Blitzer RIGHT FUC_ING NOW!1!1!!!!!!!!11!

Mine eyes have been pried open!

[Crabby Appleton]

10. here ya go

[Guava Jelly]

12. How could a dead man deliver presents?

Even the child knows he is dead.
Thank you :thumbsup:

[dixiegrrrrl]

13. I can prove his date of death, if that helps.

Santa dies at children's party.
guardian.co.uk, Friday December 22 2006 14.24 GMT

"Children watched in horror as a Santa Claus collapsed and died as he handed out presents at a Christmas party on Sunday. "


http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2006/dec/22/christmas

[Guava Jelly]

14. That does help.

Did anyone call
Ho Ho Ho-micide?

[Whoa_Nelly]

15. Only if you confirm that Elvis is really dead!

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_F0RqSCsKSJw/SBzyUl_VC0I/AAAAAAAAAtY/Kr2-wo_8em8/Las+Vegas+2008+023.jpg

[struggle4progress]

16. Apparently, the Church of England officially confirmed this years ago

Vicar tells children Santa is dead
Tuesday, 10 December, 2002, 13:12 GMT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2562109.stm

[jobycom]

17. Nasty rumor. He is, in fact, simply wearing a disguise.

[whistler162]

18. If Santa Claus was alive Bush's stocking would

be filled with coal!