Okaaay.... weird....

[Breeze54]

My son's college friend just arrived.

I swear I'm going to claim him on my taxes! :P

But the other day he came in the house and said to me...

"Helloo baby! How are you?!"

:wtf:

I know he was only kidding but just now?

He hugged me and then complimented the t-shirt I'm wearing.

Said he remembered when I bought it and he likes it.

I don't even remember when I bought it!! LOL!

He's 20... I'm 54. Is he just being nice or ??

Maybe I'm reading to much into his friendliness?

Sort of making me uncomfortable.

Maybe I'm just tired.

[rcrush]

1. I think I saw this movie on cinemax the other night.

Tell me how it ends!

[Breeze54]

2. LOL!

He's a good kid. He's going through a rough patch but
getting a little 'to' familiar, if you know what I mean.

Asked me to give him a key to our front door too, to save headaches.

[rcrush]

4. I'm totally going to hit on my friends mom like that.

[Breeze54]

6. LMAO!!

:P

[petronius]

3. Tell him to take off his shirt and clean leaves out of the pool for an hour or so

Then, make him fetch you mai-tai... ;)

[bluesbassman]

5. She's not Midlo fer cryin' out loud!

:rofl:

[Chan790]

8. You know...

I'm starting to feel bad for Midlo. All everybody ever does is make fun of her and her lifestyle.

[petronius]

9. Um, hello? I said "mai-tai", not "box of Franzia".

I know who's who around here... ;)

[Breeze54]

7. If I had a pool.....

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

10. Snuff him. It's the only way.

[Breeze54]

14. LMAO!! No, but he can have

some of all the pies we have but not mine! :P

:rofl:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

11. and here's to you Mrs Robertson

[Breeze54]

16. LOL!! No way!!!

:P

It's just sort of funny... maybe he has a secret crush.

Why, I have no idea!! :P

[HopeFor2006]

I have 2 teenage daughters and some of their guy friends like to get flirty

But I'm onto them. I know they only want what's in my fridge!

[Symarip]

13. Is "fridge" a new euphemism

For hot older goods?

[Breeze54]

23. "what's in my fridge!" is Off Limits!!

:rofl:

[Symarip]

27. Are you sure about that?

Sometimes you need to get in there to make sure everything is working correctly.

[HopeFor2006]

26. I'll take that as a compliment.

;-)

[Breeze54]

18. That's what I'm thinking!!

:P

:hi:

[leeroysphitz]

12. You should get a new t-shirt that says "MYLF"...n/y

[Breeze54]

19. Ok, I give.... What does... "MYLF" mean?!

:shrug:

:D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

24. It stands for...

Mother
You'd
Like
(to) Fuck!

:9

[Breeze54]

25. O.M.G. !!!

I hope that isn't what's in his head!!

:rofl:

ewe....

[UndertheOcean]

15. Kate Bush is 50 , I would gladly be her man servant,sigh

ok , this obsession is getting creepy , back to you

[Breeze54]

21. Trust me... I don't

even want me.

Maybe he thinks of me as his new Mom?

His has been a real pain in the ass lately.

[UndertheOcean]

17. Hey , you only live once , I say try him then dump him

[rcrush]

20. Why doesnt this ever happen to me?!!?

[Breeze54]

22. LMFAO!!

You are sooo bad!!! :P