I just ate 75 lbs. of food for the second day in a row

[LostinVA]

Yesterday at Haruka's aunt's, today at the MIL's.

I feel bloated, lethargic, and vaguely ill... but still I'm thinking about eating the slice of apple pie I brought home with me.

[flvegan]

1. You ate 150 lbs of food in the last two days?

Damn.

[LostinVA]

3. Well, not really, but it feels like it

[LeftyMom]

2. I know how that goes.

Today's day three of The Greater Portland Vegan Gorge-A-Thon and Video Game Extravaganza.

I need roomier fat pants. And we're just about to start dinner.

[LostinVA]

4. I have on my Apres Holiday Dinner flannel kitty pants

We told everyone today about your vegan turducken -- they are all canies, but they were very intrigued and impressed.

[tigereye]

12. so what did the vegan turducken entail?

I'll spare you descriptions of the real one....

[LeftyMom]

14. Oh, flvegan made that two easters ago.

It was a seitan based mock chicken inside a seitan based mock duck inside a soy/seitan turkey thing. With yams and stuffing.

It was surprisingly delicious.

[terrya]

5. I felt like my stomach was going to burst yesterday.

I did take it easy eating today, though.

I couldn't resist a slice of leftover lemon meringue pie, though. :-)

[LostinVA]

6. Both days we had a big pre-Italian mean THEN the traditional dinner

I have a twitchy gall bladder, so I think I'll be having a bad night tonight. And so will Haruka, by proxy.

I think at 8:30 I'll make tea and have the slice of apple pie. Then I'll start detoxing.

[terrya]

7. Some tea will be helpful.

Some Pepto-Bismol might help, also.

I hope the both of you don't have too bad of a night tonight.

[LostinVA]

10. I just felt a twinge a few minutes ago

:scared:

[Gormy Cuss]

8. When WILL you learn? Seventy pounds a day is the absolute limit.

:eyes:

Day two of the four day Turkey Fest is about to commence here.

[LostinVA]

24. You're such a lightweight

:eyes:

[Swede]

9. Smoke a joint to loosen up the stomach.

It really relieves discomfort. Of course,you might want to eat again.

[LostinVA]

11. This is what Haruka said:

"Yeah, that's just what you need -- smoke a joint and get the munchies and go eat more food."

My wife is very mean to me.

:cry:

[Debi]

13. Tsk...youngsters

:eyes:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. She says I was very mean to her

[Debi]

22. Hmmm I wonder what else was in your message???

:evilgrin:

[harmonicon]

15. eat that pie!!

and put ice cream on it too.

That makes it better.

[Moloch]

16. Wow...

Its really unhealthy to eat that much. You may have an overeating disorder.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. Uh-oh, somebody broke their funny bone again

In case you haven't heard, LostinVA is the voice of reason in the lounge, not you.

[old mark]

17. My only diet rule - Never eat more

than you can lift.


mark

[TK421]

18. My sister in law makes this absolutely wicked apple pie ( its a deep dish )

God....I am still suffering tonight, like I don't want any food and yet there are three turkey legs in the fridge ( they know I prefer dark meat, so they always send me home with the legs ) I'm contemplating slicing some of that bad-boy up with some stuffing and toasted potato bread...hmmm

[LostinVA]

23. I still feel vaguely ill today

And was up half the night re: twitchy gallbladder... but the cannoli alone were worth it (yes,plural-- I ate TWO -- from Sinatra's fav bakery in Hoboken!)

[KitchenWitch]

19. We are making our own turkey tomorrow.

[LostinVA]

25. Did you ever find one on sale???

[KitchenWitch]

26. Nope

paid full price. x(