How do I get my dogs to stop chewing my thigh to the bone while I am sleeping?

[LeftyFingerPop]

I hate to complain, but it's starting to bother me.

[EFerrari]

1. Give them something else to chew and growl at them before they hurt you?

You have to show them who is boss here. :)

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. I would do that, but it is hard to growl while you are screaming in agony and going into shock.

[EFerrari]

5. Sweetie, you need an early warning system.

:)

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. That's impossible, They have it all worked out...

The boy dog comes and breathes near me while I am sleeping.

His breath knocks me totally unconscious.

[texanwitch]

2. Must hurt a litte to.

You might try feeding your dogs.

:shrug: :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Now there's an idea...

:rofl:

[littlebit]

7. Quit bathing in

gravy before you go to bed. That might help.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Oh sure...

deny me of my simple pleasures. :D

[JanMichael]

9. Never had a dog do that before...do you use a scented lotion?

If so then switch or stop. Or continue and lose a leg...

[Tangerine LaBamba]

10. Rub it with Vicks

Dogs hate Vicks.