Why does Charlie Brown always take so many steps to kick that football?

[flvegan]

I mean, the pros take what, 3 max?

These are the questions that keep me awake at night.

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. About those people on the island- the millionaire, the model, the skipper...

[LeftyMom]

2. Are you drunk?

Check your voice mail.

[hobbit709]

3. He's got little short legs so needs extra steps before the fall.

[flvegan]

4. Oh, so now we're picking on little people, eh?

I remember when this was a progressive message board. :P

[hobbit709]

6. He's a kid, remember?

[riverdale]

5. as

And if he missed the football, why does this cause him to go airborne

[HopeFor2006]

7. Perhaps he's over compensating?

:shrug:

[flvegan]

8. Obviously, he's using steroids.

[NewJeffCT]

9. 'roid rage!

it's why he goes so far back - he wants to kick the living crap out of the football!

[Aristus]

11. And that scream he utters when he misses the ball? Definitely 'roid rage!

[Art_from_Ark]

10. What keeps me awake at night

is wondering, Why didn't Charles M. Schulz let him kick the ball even one damn time at the end? I mean, even the Silly Rabbit finally got to eat his Trix.