Cat story.

[crispini]

This is about the orange-and-white long haired devil I have posted about on here before. Now, for background, I must let you know that I am an avid gardener, and have set out some of my seed pods to dry, in paper bags on the top of the fridge. You should also know that said paper bags are the large brown grocery sacks with the handles... this is important. You should also know that of course the top of the fridge is a favorite hangout for the orange and white devil cat; however, he can only get up there when I leave out a kitchen stool, because he does know (due to the the "scat mat") that he is not allowed on the kitchen counter. And today I had a few friends over, and of course, one of them left out a kitchen stool.

You can see where this is going, can't you? :evilgrin:

I hear a grocery sack rustle from the other room and of course say, "No!" to discourage the culprit. Next thing I know, there's an orange and white blur, streaking through the house, with the handle of the grocery bag around his neck, wildly scattering seeds and plant parts every where he goes, the bag bumping along behind him and terrifying him even more with its rustling. From living room to bedroom to bathroom to bedroom, every room in the house is getting festooned with dried seeds and pieces of paper bag, but he still can't get it off, until finally he comes to rest under the bed, with the bag handle still around his neck and the tattered remains of the bag sticking out from the side of the bed, still rustling quietly like the evil demon from hell it so obviously is.

:rofl: I must have laughed for ten minutes. Then I went and rescued him. Then I had to go call my mom and tell her and laugh for ten more minutes. Cats, aren't they fun?

[yellowdogintexas]

1. I wish I had seen that! I love it. One of mine got himself face forward into

the bottom of a plastic store sack, and couldn't get it off. He sort of walked in reverse all around the living room until we took pity and pulled it off of him. It was very strange.

[stuntcat]

2. he's SO lucky you were laughing

that'll learn him to break his rules! :rofl: maybe

[applegrove]

3. Sounds hilarious. Poor kitty must have been terrified.