Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.

[bluesbassman]

Said Simple Simon to the pie man,
‘What have you got there?’
Said the pie man unto Simon,
‘Pies, you dumb ass’

Nursery Rhymes we didn’t have as kids. Let's hear your favorite, our make up your own! http://www.dirtytoiletsink.com/2008/07/nursery-rhymes-we-didnt-have-as-kids/

[mcctatas]

1. OMFG! The first one I read!

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

:spray:

[bluesbassman]

2. I liked that one too.

Reminds me of she who must not be named though.:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. One I recall from my yout'

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
When along came a spider and sat down beside her
And said, "Whatcha got in the bowl, bitch?"



These will always be my favorites, though:

http://www.truveo.com/Episode-8/id/926254208

[bluesbassman]

4. You lived in the tough part of town, didn' ya?