Why would anyone trust MrCoffee with their computer's security?

[appal_jack]

After all, he's banging his head against a wall while drinking heavily in another thread.

And contemplating seppuku, which IIRC, is either elaborate suicide or something really kinky. I dunno.


copycat thread, but I want answers dammit!

-app:P

[MrCoffee]

1. MrCoffee has been a trusted name in internet porn since 1992.

Shouldn't you depend on MrCoffee?

[appal_jack]

7. does this mean that you can help with all those viruses?

does this mean that you can help with all those viruses that arrive with free pr0n?


maybe i can trust you...




... or maybe it's a trap!!!:o


-app

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Nice post, Hitler. Way to crap all over a DU icon.

:rofl:

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

3. HA! DU Icon, bitches!

Suck on that! Suck. On. That.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Nice reply poster I've never heard of.

[MrCoffee]

5. Brenda's heard of me, baby.

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Did she make you dinner? Did she tell MrsCoffee that she was

doing it because you looked tired?

I. Don't. Think. So.

Putting in the periods even though some people here think it's juvenile. I think it is emphatic.

:woohoo:

[MrCoffee]

8. Wow. Just wow.

emphatic, eh?


I'm feeling you, Mildo. I. am. feeling. you.























Not like that, perv.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. I have no idea. I'm just happy it's Friday.

:rofl:

Dear GOD!!! What a week.

[appal_jack]

11. i'm-a-double-click-yo'-icon

Microsoft mothaf*%#@*s let bygones be bygones
But since I'm Macintosh i'm a double click yo' icon.

-Boots Riley, the Coup

If this sounds all threatening and stuff, blame Midlo for bringing icons into this. Boxed wine gives me headaches, and that shortens the fuse ya know...

-app

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Dude. No one here drinks boxed wine. It's gauche.

[appal_jack]

16. i myself guzzle the cheapest cabernets and merlots

I myself guzzle the cheapest cabernets and merlots I can stomach (the Barefoot/Lindemans range, or Turning Leaf when I am feeling flush) and that are in BOTTLES, o-Midlo. But too much (like last night) still gives me headaches (like this morning). So I've got a short fuse, and am ready to double-click some icons all over this place.

Not sure whether my taste in wine makes me a liberal-elitist-dude or Gauche-o Marx:shrug:, but nice host, Pitler.



-app:P

[SoxFan]

9. Box wine. it does a body good but a brain bad.

[flvegan]

13. Get right up over yourself.

:P

[appal_jack]

14. ...wait, what?

:P

-app

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Extra chick tract, anyone?

:shrug: