If you were Scotty, would you ever beam 'just' a fart into another room?

[DS1]

Perhaps right over Kirk's face while he's sleeping?


edit: BEAM dammit. stupid freud

[Parche]

1. You Cant Beam Gas

Fukin Klingon............:hi:

[DS1]

2. Of course you can

besides, fart is particles, not waves

[JoePhilly]

23. I think there was an episode where a gas like being beamed on board.

[billyskank]

3. I'd piss into the transporter.

What's more, I'd beam myself out of bed in the mornings.

[DS1]

4. You Brits are fucking disgusting

[billyskank]

5. You only left cause you couldn't stand the smell.

Lightweight.

[DS1]

7. it would explain the yellow teeth

and singed taste buds :eyes:

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Constantly.

[billyskank]

8. Thinking about it

If you dropped one as you were standing on the transporter pad, just as they said "energize", would it transport you and leave everyone in the transporter room gagging?

[DS1]

10. or what if you found an area of monsters on some weird planet

that's so fucking scary, just redirecting the transport to that place for one second then to the original destination so the people arrived with freshly shit pants

[JoePhilly]

9. And more importantly, why did the Enterprise need an elevator?

Why not just beam people to the right deck.

[Rambis]

11. I'd try and beam off 25 lbs

:shrug:

[JoePhilly]

12. And ... why was the default setting on the phaser set to KILL ...

They always had to reset it to STUN.

[DS1]

13. and why not just beam bricks into peoples' heads?

[JoePhilly]

14. See ... now we're thinking!!

[JoePhilly]

15. And where was the Laundry room on the Enterprise???

There were all those similar uniforms, each with a special color ...

Did you wash them yourself??

Was your name written inside??

Did the laundry crew have their own shirt color??

These are important questions!!!

[DS1]

16. And did women still have an excuse to take 30 minutes to pick out a date outfit?

[JoePhilly]

20. I bet Spock would sneak up be hide women and "Scan them" ...

If you know what I mean ...

[billyskank]

17. And what about the lavatories?

Assuming that they actually had them and it was just Hollywood kitsch that prevented them from showing us...

what did they do with all the shit? Did they store it up and dispose of it when they docked at a space station? Did they collect it until they had enough to leave a small asteroid of faeces floating in space? Worse, did they recycle it?

[DS1]

18. as if they didn't have a big enough Klingon problem in the first place

/low hanging klingons

[JoePhilly]

19. Yea!!! The could have beamed THAT to the enemy!!!

[billyskank]

21. "Fire photon torpedoes!"

"We're out of photon torpedoes, captain!"

"We are? Damn. Well, have some of this, you bastards!"

[JoePhilly]

22. Divert all energy to the PANTY SHEILDS!!!

[DS1]

24. And how long does shit take to freeze in space?

Would a big enough chunk still be warm in the middle when it smacked into the Borg cube? Would it crack open and short circuit their systems?

Does poo even conduct electricity?


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