You Are Not Here

[MrCoffee]

Sorry.

[Parche]

1. too much caffeine?

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

I don't understand those words in that order.

"too much caffeine" is incomprehensible to me.

[siligut]

2. No, I am pretty sure I AM here.

I am certainly not there, that I know.

[MrCoffee]

3. With all due respect, You Are Not Here

I don't make the rules.

[siligut]

10. Well, then that is a relief.

I understand your potlucks are crap.

[AlCzervik]

4. that's good, i don't want to be someplace they'd let someone like me in.

[MrCoffee]

6. I'm glad that you've accepted that You Are Not Here

It makes my job easier.

[billyskank]

5. Oh.

Then where am I?

[MrCoffee]

7. We apologize for the inconvenience, but we are unable to assist those who Are Not Here.

Please accept our sincere condolences.

[billyskank]

9. When I find myself, I'm going to give me a good talking to.

[MrCoffee]

12. We advise stern measures in all instances of personal dislocation.

[siligut]

18. Come over here billyskank…

I have a spare good talking to you can have.

[billyskank]

19. Oh good, thank you.

I think I probably deserve it. :)

[siligut]

21. I think you are being a little hard on yourself.

Plus now you know where you are, you are here with me. Problem solved. :hi: Good to see you.

[redqueen]

8. Nope, I'm not there.

[MrCoffee]

11. Congratulations. You Are Not Here.

Our support staff is ready to assist you should you need assistance.

[BarenakedLady]

13. I know!

:cry:

[billyskank]

15. No.

:hug:

[MrCoffee]

17. Seeing as how You Are Not Here, we can offer little in the way of actual consoling.

Please know that you would be in our thoughts, were you here.

[kentauros]

14. I can't get there from here

and I'm looking for the Same, Old Place.

:D

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Not anymore anyway. I'm headed downstairs to

have some of Brenda's fried chicken. She cleans, organizes AND cooks. Mr.Midlo wants her to move in.

I think part of that deal is for me to move out. :rofl:

[Bossy Monkey]

20. Well, no, unless THE DU POSTS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!

(They are now anyway.:))

[Inchworm]

22. I wish I were

Thank you.