Help Wanted: Large chorus to sing "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

During the end of "Passion of the Christ."

Must supply own protective gear and sign wavers.

http://www.tpdada.art.pl/wabik/mp3/Beksinski/Monty%20Python%20-%20Always%20Look%20On%20The%20Bright%20Side%20Of%20Life.mp3

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle.
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And....
Always look on the bright side of life, (whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life, (whistle)
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life. (whistle)
Come on...
Always look on the bright side of life...
For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word,
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin,
Give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
So always look on the bright side of death,
Just before you draw your terminal breath,
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it,
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the right side of life,
Come on guys, cheer up.
Always look on the bright side of life.
Worse things happen at sea, you know.
Always look on the bright side of life.
I mean - what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing,
you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!
(fade...)

[Kathy in Cambridge]

1. Funniest Jesus Movie EVER!

When I was 15, my friends and I crossed a line of protestors to see the movie. When we came out, my friend Beth-always the clown-fell to the ground and began doing her best "Exorcist" imitation. She really pissed the protestors off. The same people who love "The Passion" hated this movie and wanted it shut down. Same thing with Godard's "Hail Mary", which I saw in college, and "The Last Temptation of Christ", which I thought was a very good film.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

2. Agreed.... Can't you imagine the last three rows in the theater

standing at just the right moment and singing...

I'm still working on the orchestra logistics.