CAN'T YOU HEAR ME?!@?! THE EARTH IS BEING BOMBARDED BY FUCKING COSMIC RAYS!!!1111

[datasuspect]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
DOESN'T ANYONE GET IT??!??!

[MrCoffee]

1. Shit. I know shit's bad right now.

[datasuspect]

2. MY SHIT IS ALL EMOTIONAL

[baldguy]

3. Ray's a nice guy, but I wouldn't really call him "cosmic".

And I don't think he'd want to bombard anyone, much less the entire Earth.

[pokerfan]

4. And the entire planet is covered with DHMO, a dangerous chemical

Although the U.S. Government and the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) do not classify Dihydrogen Monoxide as a toxic or carcinogenic substance (as it does with better known chemicals such as hydrochloric acid and benzene), DHMO is a constituent of many known toxic substances, diseases and disease-causing agents, environmental hazards and can even be lethal to humans in quantities as small as a thimbleful!

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

[rcrush]

11. I have some in my house!

We keep it in a bowl and we all poop in it.

[edbermac]

5. So? What am I supposed to do about it?

:shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. I can feel the mutation taking place...mmmmm...I finally have a 12" pianist!

(the mutation wears off)

1000 points to whomever names the film the quote "the mutation wears off" appears in...

[pokerfan]

7. Big Meat Eater (1982)

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. I'd be especially impressed if Googling "the mutation wears off" didn't result in a BME link

the fourth hit, to be exact ;)

Or have you actually seen it? Sections are hideous; sections are sublime!

[pokerfan]

9. Google

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. That's 1000 points to you for honesty.

Not the same 1000 points you would have won for having actually seen the film in question, mind you. These 1000 points are all cosmic ray mutatey. Mmmmm....

[pokerfan]

15. You never said that google was not allowed

You're changing the rules as you go... :P

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. OOh! A wise guy!

Freakin' cosmic rays!

[pokerfan]

18. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk

[Fire Walk With Me]

19. Oh holy crap- Speaking of "the mutation wears off"!

I'll never again see Hillary the old way...

[mcctatas]

10. CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW11!111!!!!!!!!!

[Orsino]

12. "I'm gettin' too old for this shit."

But it's my only line!

[old mark]

13. Foil on the windows is good for this.

Shiney side out.


mark

[QueenOfCalifornia]

16. You sound link

Rachel Maddow "Talk me DOWN!!!!!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. And the earth is 75% covered with hydrogen dioxide!

[Iggo]

21. And there's rainbows in the sprinkler spray!

Two words: Gub Mint.