What is the best bumper sticker slogan you have seen?

[VermontDem2004]

Just something I decided to ask because I'm bored.

[saltpoint]

1. I saw this one in Columbus, Ohio near Ohio State:

"God USED to be my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains, and I had to EAT him."

[CanuckAmok]

2. "Fat people are harder to kidnap"

:shrug:

[LastKnight]

3. Born Fine the First time

always liked that one for some reason

-LK

[Dookus]

4. mine

"When guns are outlawed, only outlaws with accidentally shoot their children"

[izzie]

5. I never see good ones like that.

I guess I do not get out a lot. I hate to drive.

[kaitykaity]

6. I get so much reaction, mostly positive to this--

The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans

(my first experiment with html tags. cool.)

[gator_in_Ontario]

7. "Do You Think You Would Drive Better

With That Cell Phone Up Your Ass?"

[DemBones DemBones]

8. So Many Christians. . . . . . So Few Lions.

I'm a Christian but think it's hilarious because I think I know WHICH Christians they'd like to throw to the lions!

[radfringe]

9. this one

[DemBones DemBones]

10. AMEN!!! Stick a fork in him!

He's DONE.

[VermontDem2004]

11. My favorite is....

'A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend would be sitting next to you saying "Damn we fucked up."'

[asthmaticeog]

12. On my car in '93-ish

I'm an anarchist - and I vote!

I thought that was a lovely, absurd little "fuck you" to the folks with "I'm pro-life and I vote" or "I'm anti-gun and I vote" stickers. What's that shit supposed to mean, anyway? Why would you telegraph that you're willing to vote against people's rights? A libertarian friend quarrelled with my displaying it on the grounds that I'm more of a socialist, but I think he was just jealous.

Then once someone tried to peel it off and I was left with "I'm an anarch and I vot."

[jeffsurfus]

13. "Save the Environment, Plant a Bush Back in Texas"

:thumbsup:

[woofless]

14. Still Pissed At Yoko

[Deja Q]

15. homemade one:

"Idealism leads to invention. Living under the rule of law doesn't inspire anybody to invent... only lawsuit." - me. :D (there's also a penguin in the picture, adding Linux into the context, but the line can be applied to pretty much anything.)

[Lefty48197]

16. Re-Defeat Bush 2004

gotta love that one.