An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

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The first one orders a beer.

The second one orders half a beer.

The third one orders a quarter of a beer.

The bartender says "Fuck this!" and pours two beers.

See, it's funny because it's an infinite series...

[racaulk]

1. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

I was seriously just about to post that joke! I had just finished typing it and was going to hit post, then I saw your OP in the list of 10 recent threads.

Bastard!!! :rofl:

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2. Stumble is a wonderful thing

I did modify it to include "fuck" though.

[racaulk]

4. The version I heard, the bartender said, "You guys are being silly."

I can't believe you beat me to this post by a few seconds. Too funny (and weird)! :rofl:

When I heard this joke tonight, I remembered just enough about limits from my college Calculus I class for it to be funny.

[DarkTirade]

3. ... damn it. I think I just pulled the muscle in my head.

I'm not gonna be able to think straight for hours.

[liberaltrucker]

5. Um, study your finals

Gettin' WAY too geeky, what with the infinite progression to infinity.
I understand, but can't put into words.

:banghead:

[JVS]

6. LOL!