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TNDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 01:02 PM Original message |
Funny sayings - add your own. |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 01:03 PM Response to Original message |
1. For when someone is drinking hard |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 01:03 PM Response to Original message |
2. That's slicker than snot on a doorknob |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 01:05 PM Response to Original message |
3. Leaning plumb toward Schronce's. -- |
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TNDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 01:07 PM Response to Original message |
4. Deader than a doornail and deader than 4:00. |
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LanternWaste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
5. "I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd help..." |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 01:19 PM Response to Original message |
6. If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose. |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 01:21 PM Response to Original message |
7. "I see" said the blind man, "as he picked up his hammer and saw" |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 01:22 PM Response to Original message |
8. Dumber than a month old oyster fart |
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dropkickpa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 01:27 PM Response to Original message |
9. My dad's mum says "butter my butt" |
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TNDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
10. Acting like the south end of a northbound mule. |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
11. Well, I can sit upright and take solid food, so I'm fine. |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
12. Too poor for a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. |
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sinkingfeeling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-18-08 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
13. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. |
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