Post your favorite sniglet here!

[Tripper11]

Polarind (poh' luh rynd) - n. The peeling on a polaroid snapshot.

Rich Hall is great

[TroubleMan]

1. I had that book

I used to love watching NNTN.

Bevemeter is the one I remember the most.

[Parrcrow]

2. lap flaps

magazine subscription cards that fall out of the magazine you are reading.

[Tripper11]

3. Accordionated (ah kor' de on ay tid) - adj.

Being able to drive and refold

[NightTrain]

4. Ecnalubma (ECK-nuh-LUB-muh)

A rescue vehicle that only appears in rear-view mirrors.

[salinen]

5. I can't remember the word

but it was a name for those extra rubber nibs on brand new tires.

[NightTrain]

6. Waftic (WAHF-tick)

One toward whom smoke drifts no matter where they stand.

[Tripper11]

7. Agonosis (ah uh no' sis) - n.

The syndrome of tuning into "Wide World of Sports" every Saturday just to watch the skier rack himself.


:evilgrin:

[gmoney]

8. Elecelleration

Pressing the elevator button repeatedly, hoping it makes the elevator arrive sooner

[Tripper11]

9. Anticiparcellate (an ti si par' sel ate)

v. Waiting until the mailman is several houses down the street before picking up the mail, so as not too appear too anxious.

[Tripper11]

10. Gizzledipplers (gih' zul dip lurz)

n. Those annoying waving hands seen on the back of Winnebagos (placed there by people too lazy to be friendly on their own).

[TroubleMan]

11. Teleprocrastination

Waiting for the phone to ring 2 times before picking it up, even if you're right next to it.

[MrSlayer]

12. Slurm

The slime on the bottom of a bar of soap.

[Tripper11]

13. Idiolocator

The symbol on a mall or amusement park map representing "You Are Here"

[chefgirl]

14. Subatomic Toasticles

The little crumbs of toast left on the stick of butter.

-chef-

[Tripper11]

15. Hey, there's even a sniglet defining the Shrub!!!

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

[Auntie Bush]

16. Brushinator

Someone who is saying or doing something stupid.

[Piltdown13]

17. Backspubble

n. The soap bubbles that come percolating back up one side of a double sink, after having just been rinsed down the other side.