If you were someone else

[Guava Jelly]

Would you date you,make babies with you,want to spend the rest of your life with you?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. Wood chipper option

Sounds kind of poetic.

[Guava Jelly]

4. Doesn't it though

:evilgrin:

[Inchworm]

2. I wouldn't date me if I were me

I'd prolly want to kick my ass.

*scratches heads*

:shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

5. Me too

I'd kick me so hard in the taint my pops would see stars :D

[AlCzervik]

3. oh hell to the no.

and even more hell to the no after i met my family.

[Guava Jelly]

6. I didn't even consider family.

The wood chipper is looking better and better

[AlCzervik]

i live 3000 miles away from them---for a reason.

and i'm sure it's also a bonus for them. If had to live near my sil i'd end up in a maximum security prison ans she is really not worth doing time over.

[Guava Jelly]

12. My closest sibling is over 100 miles away

She is a staunch right winger..I won't be doing turkey day with her this year..:D

[AlCzervik]

13. no kidding, is that the usual or is it just this year because of their tragedy aka Obama winning?

[Guava Jelly]

15. She is crushed

She is for the first time in her life ashamed of America..:eyes: Thank god she is lower middle class and has M.S. :sarcasm: btw. She accused me of drinking democratic Kool-aid.:eyes:..Yeah I think I'll skip it this year.

[AlCzervik]

16. Wow, i'm sorry, my sil is in total vapor lock but she's only related by marriage

so it's no big deal. I hope your sister comes around.

[Guava Jelly]

17. She is to far gone.

Best of luck with the sil :hug:

[mcctatas]

7. I'd be a good one night stand...

but I know all my annoying habits so I would get out before the sun came up ;)

[Guava Jelly]

9. You'd come back

Villains always return to the scene of the crime. ;)

[mcctatas]

10. ...

as you wish ;)

[Guava Jelly]

18. ...

gulp..:woohoo:

[Sebastian Doyle]

8. You have to wonder if Darth Cheney lays awake some days in his coffin and ponders this question

Since he's so fond of the phrase "go fuck yourself", he must have considered the implications of literally doing so.

[AlCzervik]

11. Cheney is his own porn, you have to think he is totally into himself.

i'm sure if he had a reflection he would gaze into it and say "Oh yeah, i do me, yup, i'd hit that----hard!"

[Guava Jelly]

14. He would have to find it first.

I think Cheney has a small Richard..That's why he is such a dick

[MrScorpio]

19. Is this like if could split in to two, would you be gay for yourself?

Not me

[Guava Jelly]

20. I hadn't considered gender preference.

I'd say more like the type of person you are.

[MilesColtrane]

21. I'd date me a couple of times...

...then tell myself that I just wanted to be friends.

When the phone calls and emails continued, I'd tell myself that I seriously think I needed psychiatric help and that I was considering legal action.

I'd finally have to hire a goon to follow me out to the car after work one night and threaten to punch my teeth down my throat if I didn't leave myself alone and move on.

[Guava Jelly]

26. You just can't avoid you!

[GOPisEvil]

22. I'd hit me.

That sounds so wrong.

[RFKHumphreyObama]

23. Definitely not

I wouldn't wish that on anybody, not even myself

[Fire Walk With Me]

24. Oh dear Lord, Jågermeister!?

That's a symptom of self-destruction! Love yourself, baby, love yourself!

[Guava Jelly]

25. If I keep doing that i'll go blind

:silly: I had two shots. I sip it slowly.
It helps settle the stomach if drank after meals(in moderation of course).
It's a thing I picked up when I visited Germany earlier this year.:hi:

[Jamastiene]

27. I would spoil me rotten and never leave the house again.

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

28. hell yea

:D

[BarenakedLady]

29. I'm not really my type.

:crazy: