I need some jokes...tell me the BEST joke that you know.

[Parche]

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[kentauros]

1. Company Benefits

A large engineering company in Nigeria recently hired several cannibals to work in its piping dept.

"You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.

"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of our employees".

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later the HR Manager remarked,

"You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. However, one of our Designers has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"

The cannibals all shook their heads "No".

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate that Designer?"

A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued.

"For four weeks we've been eating Engineers and no one noticed a thing. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. I've got a real doozy. But I forgot exactly how it goes.

Something about a daily briefing.

[Tom Kitten]

3. Good or bad? Dunno. Lame? Yes

One day, a man died and found himself waiting in the line for judgment. While he waited, he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the gates of Heaven. Others, though, were led over to the Devil who immediately threw them into the burning pits of Hell.

But every so often, instead of hurling a soul into the fire, Satan would toss one off to the side into a small pile. After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the best of him, so he walked over to Satan and said, "Pardon me, Satan, I'm waiting in line to be judged, but I couldn't help wondering why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the fires of hell with all the others?"

"Oh them," said Satan. "They're all from Oregon, they're too wet to burn just yet..."

[nickgutierrez]

4. Two cannibals were eating a clown.

One turns to the other, and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"