Okay guys, how honest are you?

[Deja Q]

How many women have you been with?

I've been with 0, I'm 31, and will never be with any.

Of course, I've been with 5 guys, but that is a different story...

And the last time I looked, I'm definitely a guy. :D

[Aristus]

1. Thirteen, not including my wife.

I guess she's the lucky number.

Is thirteen a small number in this case? Am I abnormal? I lost my virginity at 17, and I'm thirty-four now.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. I can't count how many of either

I used to be a big old slut! :D

[ForrestGump]

9. Did you have a bigger car back then?

Maybe a Kenworth? :P

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. had a caddy

[ForrestGump]

26. Really? Was he good? Did he let you feel his driver? Or his wood?

:D

[cherryperry]

3. It figures!

The 1st guy to post is gay - love it!!

Come on, straight ones; pad your 'resumes' and g'head tell us, I mean give or take a hundred :shrug: :kick: . . . okay?

[Cush]

4. Zero

26/Straight/Virgin (and not embarassed by it)

[TheZoo]

5. Define "been with"

I'm 37, I've been with 1.

My "former" wife, Marie O8). Miss ya hon, hope to see you soon.

Did I kill another thread? Sorry :evilfrown:

[Deja Q]

6. Ode de defnition

"been with" - had sex with, did the nasty with, jumped into bed with, anything involving bodily functions and usually a bed though it can be done most anywhere... :D

[Aristus]

7. Yeah, anywhere........

hood of a car, out in the woods, in a tanning bed....use your imagination.

[TheZoo]

10. I'm presuming you mean with someone else

<counting frantically>

Nope, still 1.

[ForrestGump]

8. Not very

:D

Not about that.

Ask the entire line-up of the Miss Universe competition.

[Runesong]

12. Two girlfriends as a teen,

and my wife for the past 13 years.

If I were single again, I think I would abstain from sex. Too scary.

[Bossy Monkey]

13. Four

If my count is inaccurate, I chalk it up to my advanced age.

[trof]

14. I am as honest as the day is long.

And as pure as the driven snow.
I taught Honest Abe Lincoln everything he knew.
People come from miles around just to ask me deeply embarrasing personal questions because they know I will humiliate myself, for I CAN NOT lie.

On this question, however, I will plead the 5th amendment since any answer I give would tend to incriminate me.

I am honest, but I am NOT stupid.
;-)

[Feanorcurufinwe]

18. Exactly, that is the last thing I want to discuss.

Exactly, that is the last thing I want to discuss. Whether it is a high or a low number someone will find fault with you. And everyone will have a different idea of a high number. There are reasons that somethings are normally kept private.

Hmm, what would be some other good ideas for threads?

"Tell us about your blemishes"

"What are your wife/husband's faults"

"What are the most effective tactics the Rs could use to destroy our candidates?"

"What's the most offensive feeling you had today?"

"what are you most ashamed of?"

[trof]

20. I kinda like "How many thumbs do you have?".

Could be some surprising answers.
;-)

[trof]

21. BTW

Is your name Irish or Welsh or what?

[Feanorcurufinwe]

35. Elvish

Feanor

[Uzybone]

15. at least 30

I tried naming names and I stopped at 22. And I knew there have been a few more that I couldnt recall.

[CarlBallard]

16. I'm not one to kiss and tell

But I think we can leave it to say that I am more prudish than most people in their early/mid 20's.

[NightTrain]

17. I'm 37 years old and...

...have been with four different women.

[Aristus]

22. My God, NightTrain!

You're Chandler Bing!

Hey guys!..........guess what?

[DS1]

29. there's the paradox

if he's been banging those 4 different women with less than a week between each, he's probably been laid far more times than uzybone up above with 30.

it's kind of a meaningless question.

[NightTrain]

30. Who the hell is Chandler Bing?

And by the way, favoring quantity over quality is fascist as hell.

[Aristus]

32. Well, as Lenin once said, 'Quantity has a quality all its own.'

Chandler Bing is a character on the TV show "Friends".

He claimed to have had sex with only four women in his life. Turns out it was only two, including his wife.

[Dr_Greenthumb]

19. 9

not bad for my age I suppose, it should be more I think, I should get out more.

[dawg]

23. Lots of different women ...

An innocent teenage girl, a young twenty-something career girl, a young mother, a thirty-year-old who was beginning to worry about aging, and lots of others in between. Some wanted things slow and gentle, some wanted things rough and wild, and some just wanted to be loved.

They were all very different, and yet they were all the same woman. I'm looking forward to being with all the women she will be in the future as well.

(Edited to make it more abundantly clear, my actual total is one)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

24. Well, it is kinda hard to count, the 70's were a little more

permissive than things are today. And then there was the few years of Disco when a long line of coke could get you blown three times in half an hour.
Then there are the overseas escapades...and biker parties and Grateful Dead shows...

so, I don't know

I am not sure I care to know. I wonder why you care to know.

oh, and does cyber count? then fugggabouit

[Feanorcurufinwe]

36. If you can remember it, you weren't there

[short bus president]

25. I'm practically a virgin!

In fact, don't you re-qualify for that at some point after a few years out of the game?

Yes?

I'm a virgin again!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

27. No, you have to visit the Virgin Islands three times and fill

out a form at the Manhattan DA's office... then you get it back.

[short bus president]

34. that seems like an awful lot of bother...

But I think we're all agreed that it's a crying shame when any bus is pulled from the fleet early in its service life and prematurely mothballed. I should've been put out to stud, I tell ya'!

[Armstead]

28. I'm not very honest

What was the question again? :evilgrin:

[Dem2dend]

31. I remember 25 n/t

[BlueJazz]

33. Somewhere around 700

.

[1monster]

37. You are in the 700 Club?

:evilgrin:

[BlueJazz]

40. I was in a band that had a hit record

(in the late 70's)
If the question had only included the past year it would have dropped to 3 !

[DS1]

42. you know what the next question is, and you probably won't answer it

but, err, band?

/tries

[HEyHEY]

38. nothing amazing

With like...WITH. I have five under my belt at age 24. I hope to only gain maybe two before settling down.

[Jonte_1979]

39. None

Zero.

[Sal316]

41. let's see......

ummm.... I think the average works out to a little over 1 a year since I lost my virginity.. and that was at 18.... sooooo.....around sixteen. And, yes, I still remember 95% of their names.

[trotsky]

43. Just 2

My dear wife included. "Playa" I ain't.

[44wax]

44. I'd tell but some might find it offensive or feign disgust