Jennifer Aniston

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[DarkTirade]

1. I voted other.

Because my opinion on the subject is a big solid "Meh." :P

[MilesColtrane]

2. This feud should be settled by a Jen/Angie chocolate pudding Texas death cage match.

Who's with me?

[MrCoffee]

5. I am.

[Taverner]

3. Looks great naked

:evilgrin:

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Link?

[Taverner]

8. The link to my brain cells is down, sorry

:P

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. May your Friends DVD collection shrivel against the radiator

x(

[Amerigo Vespucci]

15. The classic Rolling Stone bum-tacular cover photo.

Which the Mods would probably frown on if I pasted it here, because it features...well, her bum.

In full color.

On the cover of the Rolling Stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooone....

:rofl:

[4_Legs_Good]

7. Looks great period

seems like a nice enough person too.

David

[Heidi]

4. I wonder why she paints Jolie as "uncool" when her former husband was half of the "uncool" equation?

:shrug:

[mvd]

9. I agree

I think both these celebs (Angelina and Jennifer) are a bit goofy, actually. Used to have a crush on Jennifer, but not so much anymore.

[Heidi]

11. Maybe she doesn't know it, but she's completely excusing her former husband's behavior

and perpetuating a myth that men are somehow helpless slaves to "female wiles," led around by their penises and easily "stolen" like property. :eyes:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

18. I had a major-league crush on her when she was on the pre-"Friends" show "The Edge."

There was one episode that featured her in a bikini. I consider my VHS tape of that show to be more valuable than any video footage of Neil "Poseur" Armstrong walking on the moon. "One small step for man" my ass. She was simply 100% "the beautiful girl next door."

:rofl:

[Shakespeare]

14. She's calling her uncool for being tacky enough to talk about the indicsretion.

I agree with you on society's tendency to let guys off the hook in this regard, but she's referring in this case to a specific interview of Jolie's.

And I don't really blame her.

(edited for typo)

[Sequoia]

12. I think Jen and Pitt should have an affair.

That'll show miss goody two shoes skanky Angie what it feels like to be betrayed.

[Heidi]

13. How is Jolie "skanky" but Pitt is not? (nt)

[Amerigo Vespucci]

16. I've seen many, many, many photos of Pitt looking like Skank Sinatra. n/t

[Shakespeare]

17. Well, I haven't seen Brad giving tongue to his sister, for starters.

He absolutely deserves half the blame for having the affair, but I've always thought she was a sleazeball. Very pretty, and sometimes a good actress, but a total sleazeball.

[Sequoia]

23. I should've added...he's a boar.

Thanks. It takes two to tango.

[Pierre.Suave]

19. If she wants help getting over it

I would be happy to offer my services...

:P

[underpants]

21. Yep

YUM!

[Swede]

20. Money and looks can't fix a broken heart,I guess.

She has to move on.

[graywarrior]

22. I'd like to see a BrangelinaJen orgy movie

Throw Alan Rickman in and I'd have an eternal orgasm....like forever....like non-stop....like multiples.

[peacenik37]

24. I voted one of the stfu choices

Nothing personal, but reading that poll gave me a migraine.