Bar is open...I'm buying!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

Amystrange needs a drink so I thought I'd open up shop. Anyone else?

:beer:

[bigwillq]

1. I would love a Heineken

right now but I'm at work till about 11. Meet you when I get out!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. Bet ya can't have just one..here ya go..bathroom's out the door

try not to piss on the welcome mat

[bigwillq]

56. Great pic

Ya I could never have just one Heiny!! They're tasty! Make me feel good!

[bicentennial_baby]

2. Sure thing Teena

I'm celebrating my recent good news! Bloody Mary over here!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x823444

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. coming right up

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. I'll take a Pepsi and be the designated driver!!!

:hi:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

15. here ya go! we recycle

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

4. I could do with a Bailey's on the rocks,

but I'm going to a baby shower tonight and I'll probably have it there. Thanks anyway for asking.

[bigwillq]

5. Baby Shower!?

You're going to need quite a few of those Bailey's to get you through. Have fun!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. Here for the road

[DS1]

6. Slides up to the bar

One Absolut Mai Tai plz!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. about fuckin time you got here!

Play the piano...keep em entertained while I work my ass off!

[DS1]

26. *Slaps his bust of Beethoven down on the piano - takes a swig of Mai Tai*

and rips out some high speed Flight of the Bumblebee as NSMA flings bottles to and fro

[coltman]

7. Bar open ???????

MAS QUANTITIES OF BEER IF YOU PLEASE

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. Relax..the other bartender called in sick

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. this oughtta hold you til the reinforcements get here

[IronLionZion]

8. vodka and red bull please

:toast:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

23. Here's the vodka...sorry we don't run an escort service here

[IronLionZion]

33. LOL!!

[opiate69]

9. Maker's Mark and coke, please!

Thanks.

On edit: Is this bar cigar friendly?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. Hee ya go...we prefer if you smoke weed instead

otherwise the other patrons think a cow just shit in here

:beer:

[opiate69]

27. LOL... thanks!

/passes obligatory 15% tip Teena's way

[opiate69]

36. And, I'd smoke some weed, but...

Asscroft confiscated my bohng!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

38. There's some DU'ers out by the back door....they'll let ya mooch

[woofless]

10. Black 'n Tan please Ma'am.

Guinness and Harp Lager if you please.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

25. here's a tall one for ya

[Dookus]

11. bourbon old fashioned, please

and don't skimp on the cherries

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

29. Sorry I ain't had no cherries since I was 16

[flamingyouth]

I'll take one of those El Coyote margaritas

The ones that were so strong they could take paint off the tables! :P

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

30. took the paint off the building too!

[jpgray]

16. All take a pretentious Laphroaig straight

With ProfessorGAC on the side, trumping my own sonbbery by telling me it's too peaty.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

31. If you're gonna drink it straight no sense dirtying a glass

http://www.maltbank.com/images/laphroaig'30.jpg

[madmax]

19. Yes, please.

Bailey's on ice. And give the house on drink on Dookus :evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

32. Here ya go..and Dookus already has the house drink on him

his lip leaks...it's a dribbling thing...been doing it for years

[madmax]

45. I love you guys!

:toast: :grouphug:

[Dookus]

73. Hey!

it's not my fault my lip piercing went awry!

[Padraig18]

20. A pint of Guinness and a wee dram of Jameson's...

will do nicely, thanks!

Slainte! :toast:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

35. Okily dokily

[IronLionZion]

49. get a bit of Bailey's and do a Irish car bomb!

[slinkerwink]

21. A Corona for me, and a pina colada in the summer....

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

37. Here's the Corona...sorry blender's broken

[rock]

28. Then I'm drinking! Diet Coke please

Ain't I adventuresome.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

40. Thanks...can you drive DS1 home..he always tries to grab my tits

after a few Mai Tai's

[AmyStrange]

34. shooter of Jack and anything cold on draft - preferably french...

sorry I'm late. Was off creating political havoc...

Thanx for your help by the way Shocks,

Dave (AmyStrange.com) Ayotte
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[nothingshocksmeanymore]

42. No worries...glad you made it

Here's your draft French beer but the gay boys come with it:

[AmyStrange]

64. Wait a minute...

how do you know they're gay - not that there's anything wrong with that,

d

[Itascapark]

39. A double vodka and tonic...

if you please.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

43. Maybe Ds1 will play some Steeley Dan...ask him

nice to see ya!

[Itascapark]

46. Thanks!

Nice to know you're still around.
:bounce: :hi:

[matcom]

41. tequila please baby!

and wanna do a body shot? :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

44. Try not to slurp too much..it burns my pubes

[matcom]

47. then do what I do!

SHAVE 'EM OFF BABY!!! :*

:bounce:

[HawkerHurricane]

48. A can of Diet Coke with Lime,

a bottle of champaign,
and a clever thing to name by pirate ship.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

50. Sorry, I've only got the lemon kind

But I DO have some good champagne just for you!



and I'm partial to the Leakin' Lena!

[HawkerHurricane]

53. It's been used.

Help, Cecil, Help!

I'm thinking of using Dreadnaught.
'Fear God, and Dreadnaught'

Or perhaps Hang the Expense VIII.

Or Golden Hind.

[citizen snips]

51. I will take a Pepsi.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

54. Waitress is running it over, but if she asks you to marry her, don't

go for it!

[citizen snips]

58. You bet I will!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Dees]

52. Still working off those habaneros. Mich Light please. Thanks friend.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

57. only got it on tap

and here's a scoop of this to cool your asshole off:

[WillyBrandt]

55. An Alabama Slammer and some nachos

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

62. mmmm...sweet tooth

Here you go...but careful, MVD's still sitting on an ice pack:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

59. OK you all..I have to split..shift's over but don't forget

[EstimatedProphet]

60. You betcha!

I'll have a Patron blanco, a Baker's straight up, and a Sam Adams to wash it all down with!

[scarlet_owl]

61. Shirley Temple with an extra cherry.

My usual :)

[villager]

63. someone upthread mentioned Maker's Mark...

...I'll take one straight up, no ice, and hold the Coke, Teena!

(Tho' the El Coyote margarita 'tweren't a bad suggestion either!)

:hi:

[watercolors]

65. Ya'll sound like your from

the Mouse Trap in Cocoa Beach, sounds like our ole gang. Damn I miss those days. Bartender are you giving out shots tonight? Last time I ended up sitting on the bar,I got a cute ass!

[emulatorloo]

66. Double GIN Martini and a toast to NSMA and AmyStrange

:toast:

[AmyStrange]

72. a SALut! back to you....

that was my Mom's drink,

d

[emulatorloo]

80. Here's to her! She raised a fine son. . .

Its 5am, let's have another

[SOteric]

67. Slide a martini down thisaway, cutie! -Thanks!

[buddhamama]

68. hmmm...

i'm currently trying to get up the nerve to post my pic in that other thread.

i'd could go for a tall glass of water
and maybe some chocolate covered coffee beans...this is a high class bar, right?

thanks. :loveya:

[AmyStrange]

70. I thought that avatar WAS your pix...

silly me hehehehe.




Salut, to all the good friends I've known and especially to you buddhamama,

d

[buddhamama]

75. i get that all the time,

i'm often mistaken for Arundhati Roy :silly:

i'm celebrating your return, my dear friend. that's what the chocolate coffee beans are for, hard stuff there.

[Lars39]

69. Whisky, please. Thank you for opening the bar.

I just posted my experience with a "psychologist". :beer:

[Jack Rabbit]

71. Got a good Napa Valley white?

Image from the website of Stag's Leap Winery, Napa, California

[Maddy McCall]

74. I'll take a double cosmo in a go cup...

I'm not skilled at balancing martini glasses...inevitably a mess.

[Aristus]

76. Hi, NSMA! You and I haven't shared a drink in ever so long.

I'll have a Whiskey Sour, on the rocks, Cutty Sark, and make it a double, please. :toast::beer::party:

[Zomby Woof]

77. Chocolate milk fo rme thanks!

I am wholesome and don't drink the devil alcohol! O8)

[MurikanDemocrat]

78. A rum and coke here

Surprise me with a shot for a chaser.

[GOPisEvil]

79. I need a drink too! Stupid computers!!

At least I'm operating again. $250 poorer, but operating. :beer:

[XanaDUer]

81. I need a drink

Bad day, and I usually don't drink.


:beer:

[sistersofmercy]

82. Ketel One and cranberry, please.

Or perhaps, I'll have Bailey's on the rocks. Ah, decisions!

[deadliving]

83. I'll have a 200 proof moonshine on ball bearings

without the grease please. Make it a double.

[ulysses]

84. jack & coke, please

:9

[nini]

85. double maragarita and a hot sexy man to deliver it to me..

I can dream.. right?

[MAlibdem]

86. We can go and get 40s

Fuck goin to that party
Oh really your folks are away now?
Alright lets go you convinced me


How about 4 40s for me and two kegs for my many underaged friends, lol

[indigo32]

87. wo hoo the bar

a Guiness Please
:hi: NSMA :)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

88. Give me one of everything!