I FOUND DUBYA'S ONLINE JOURNAL!!!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Prez_Dubya

[AlFrankenFan]

1. LOL

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Which country i would like to bomb today

This is a hilarious site :)

[Kamika]

2. I loved his reasons to go to war

Japan is in the process of building a giant battle robot to shoot american soldiers with its laser fingers. Then they are going to take another try at Pearl Harbor. And further more, are going to brainwash children with the new pokemon movie..'POKEMON: PIKACHU'S SECRET' where he comes out of the closet and trys to show kids that 'being gay is ok' which is also replacing the slogan 'gotta catch em all'. Throughout the movie, it sends subliminable messages which promote homsexuality amongst the young 'uns.Yeah, fuckin Japanese fuckers. They know we won't let gays into the military! YOU WIN THIS ROUND YOU ASSHOLES! Damn them Japanese, always thinking technical.