MY Jesus is more patriotic than YOUR Jesus

[underpants]

MY Jesus fought off the Japanese in the Pacific in WWII
what did YOUR Jesus do? Run around during Vietnam? What WAS Jesus's National Guard record anyway?

Okay that's it for now I have to get ready to go to temple.

[Kamika]

1. I don't get it

I thought the thin red line was good movie..



:shrug:

[matcom]

2. IMPOSSIBLE!! My Jesus is WHITER than YOURS!

that in itself, makes mine more patriotic!

[underpants]

3. HIPPIE!!!!!!!!

I couldn't resist starting this thread. Thanks for putting the idea in my head. What's the record for being on the most ignore lists?

[Kamika]

8. I beat you , I have all Jesus'es

[underpants]

10. But........but he's black!??!?

From One of the Lethal Weapon movies.

[DS1]

11. and why is his pinky finger bandaged?

did he break his wittle coke nail? awww

[boobooday]

23. I can't post it

But I have Jesus playing basketball. He's whuppin' ass on some pathetic little short children.

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[philosophie_en_rose]

26. Yeah! My Jesus does ballet, too!

[Ilsa]

17. California Jesus has a nice tan.

Looks remarkably calm for a man with a thorn crown on his head.

[DS1]

4. My Jesus blessed the heavy water used to make the first atomic bombs

to drop on the Japs!

[matcom]

5. BAH! My Jesus CREATED the Japs

JUST for bombing practice!

[DS1]

6. pfft *scoffs*

That was my Jesus up in a tree dropping apples on Newton just so we could make bombs to drop in the first place

[underpants]

12. I've never heard of anyone bombing Jewish American Princesses

http://www.comfo.ca/us/jap/

I have seen some GET bombed but that is different.

[Ilsa]

19. heh heh heh heh Haven't heard a JAP comment in a few years. n/t

[SoCalDem]

7. :)

[DS1]

9. My Jesus's flag cross has more blood on it

:P

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

13. My Jesus has more Dobbs in it

[wellstone_democrat]

22. marvelous

looks like a fanatic too--look at them eyes!

[emad]

14. OH NO HE ISN'T: (and guess who's got the Bafta on the mantlepiece

to prove it, hehe)....



Now THAT was a movie with true social comment....

[xchrom]

15. my jesus...he beat up

your jesus.

[underpants]

18. Buddha is SCARED to come down in weight classes to fight!!

But we got Santa Claus to take him on.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

16. My Jesus does Vegas!

[underpants]

20. Bust EVERYBODY!!!!!!!

Classic Bill Cosby routine on how everyone in Vegas is praying

Oh GOD please let it come up red
Oh GOD I need a 6
Oh GOD I need a 10

God can't remember all that....so he says BUST EVERYBODY!!

Have you seen ONE CROSS in there???

[matcom]

21. MY Jesus has a pic of Ashkkroft tatooed on his ASS!

beat THAT one!

[pippin]

24. My Jesus is a Texan

so there!

[The Son of God]

25. No I am not.