Hello, my friends. I'm John McCain. Ask me anything.

[elshiva]

[machI]

1. Which house are you going to retire in?

[elshiva]

3. I only have one house, uhh maybe two....

or three or 12 :shrug:

[TheGriz]

2. Why did you flip flop on torture?

You always struck me as a principled individual, even though you were wrong a lot of the time. There goes that.

[elshiva]

4. It's okay to torture, as long as they taren't torturing me.

:crazy:

[kittykatkoffeekup]

5. Any....?

...southern pics of the north? Eh?

[elshiva]

6. What are you talking about, my friend?

I am not a photographer, I am just a zombie.

[kittykatkoffeekup]

10. Ah, but ....

...as a zombie, should not flesh (especially unused skull matter) be of interest?

[elshiva]

14. Brains.

:9

[kittykatkoffeekup]

17. Pudding.

:9 A mousse, if you will.

[elshiva]

18. Jello.

With whip cream and a pickle. :9

[kittykatkoffeekup]

21. Sour pickle

or sore bastards pickled?

[elshiva]

22. sore loser pickle relish.

:9

[kittykatkoffeekup]

24. Sweet relish

:9 with a Hot Dawg!

[elshiva]

26. Sarah relished eating my hot dawg.

[kittykatkoffeekup]

28. Structure!

My Hot Dawg ate Sarah.

Edit: Ate like a singularity.

[elshiva]

30. I put my hot dawg in Sarah's bun.

[kittykatkoffeekup]

31. Buns.

Eh, I tried, I've nothing. Like stale bread, I can't contribute.

[elshiva]

32. Sarah's buns were not stale.

Cindy's buns are stale and dry. :( I'm leaving that old bitch for a 20 year old intern from Texas. Yeehah!

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

7. Hey, bud.

What's your problem?



:rofl:

[elshiva]

13. My problem is the majority of the American people voting for

that one.

[Swede]

8. Got any cool tips on how to fuck up an election campaign?

:shrug:

[elshiva]

12. Yesh. Two words:

Sarah Palin.

[KamaAina]

9. Man to man, John. Did you nail Sarah?

Assuming you did, how was she?

[elshiva]

11. Heh heh, yesh I did nail Sarah.

And she's better than Cindy. But that's jest between us men, okay? ;)

[MadMaddie]

15. Hey John

While Obama and Hillary were duking it out during the primaries why did you do absolutely nothing for your campaign during that time?

[elshiva]

16. During that time,

I went duck hunting with Dick Cheney. I spent a week with him in an undisclosed location.

[np33]

19. Okay how much drugs

is Cindy really on?

[elshiva]

20. How would I know?

I don't care much for that bitch anymore. I want to go to Rio and get laid.*

[Pushed To The Left]

23. Now that the election is over, are you making a return to the John McCain of 2000?

I could tell you weren't comfortable doing those Hannity-Limbaugh style talking points during the debates.

[elshiva]

25. I want to return to the alternative reality John McCain of 2008

wherein I am now the president elect. :)

[Aristus]

27. Didn't they teach you to keep your arms tucked in tight when ejecting?

I'm just asking...


Oh, and how does a trained pilot crash FIVE jets?????

[elshiva]

29. You asked me how I crashed those jets?

Beer.