Forget the election, this is THE news story of the day!

[edbermac]

POSTED: 8:33 pm EST November 4, 2008

DALLAS -- A man proved that you can never have too much underwear when he stole more than 130 pairs of panties from a Victoria's Secret store.

The Dallas Morning News reported online Tuesday that a man snatched $1,067 worth of underwear from a table at the Dallas store Monday. A police report said a female accomplice held open the door during the theft. The two then sped away in a green car.

The report did not indicate what styles or sizes were stolen.

http://www.local6.com/news/17893258/detail.html :7

[nomorenomore08]

1. So a fetish for women's underwear, combined with a fetish for stealing (kleptophilia?)...

You can't make this shit up, you really can't.

[hamsterjill]

2. Taaaaawwwdd?

Was that you? After all, she's going to have to give those clothes to charity, and you're used to the best now. It will be hard to go back to the Hanes cotton!

(Kidding, of course)

[badgerpup]

3. Sweeto!

What a haul, what a haul!

My ex-partner and I are BIG Ranma 1/2 fans...he keeps threatening to go all Happosai in a Walmart.

I want to be there with a camera when he does.

[flvegan]

4. You know it's true love when a man steals underwear for you.