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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 08:10 AM
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Match Game Story: "Obama is President-elect! We can feel ____ again! America will be ___ again!"
Put as many words as you want in the blank spaces! Or make your own sentences!! Today is the dawn of a new age for America and for the world, so silly little Match Game rules don't apply this time!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 05:34 PM
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1. I really thought this would go better today than usual...
Jump in, people!
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siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 05:37 PM
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2. This is how I feel!
"Obama is President-elect! We can feel hopeful again! America will be able to hold her head high again!"
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 05:38 PM
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3. We can feel RESPECTED again! We can feel HUMAN again!
We can feel LIKE WE CARE ABOUT PEOPLE BEYOND THE RICH again!

America will be A BEACON OF HOPE again! A respected country again! A place that other countries like to do business with again!

America will be HONORED and APPLAUDED again!

We can feel PROUD, even to the point of being teary-eyed, again.

America will be A COUNTRY THAT RESPECTS OTHER PEOPLE again, that TRIES TO MAKE THE WORLD BETTER FOR EVERYONE again, that STRIVES TO WORK THROUGH PEACE, DIPLOMACY, DIALOGUE, HUMANITARIAN AID, AND EDUCATION again.

America will be a country led by a president who doesn't know stuff only because he accidentally learned it but who actively seeks out knowledge, information, data, and the truth... again.

America will be a country LED BY A SCHOLAR again! A scholar with a great big heart for all people, again!

I'm excited.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 05:52 PM
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4. satisfied, after a seemingly 8 year long attempt to shit out a steamer
Edited on Wed Nov-05-08 05:53 PM by DS1
the size and hardness of a can of Monster Energy Drink, only barbed with a Regiment of aligned popcorn husks. Trembling and weeping for joy on our thrones, as the hair-singeing smell slowly dissipates, we will pick up our phones. Relish the anticipatory call to 411 to get the number for Joe the Plumber, after the monstrosity jams about 2 inches down the pipe, leaving a solid brown scatological 'fuck you' protruding from the center of the bowl.


While waiting for our to our unlicensed Wormtongue of tax reform to arrive, we can replay Obama's winning speech and air out the reverse Sarlacc's Pit that used to be our collective asshole.

After Joe, a changed man no longer armed with a belief in God, has left check in hand we can call the IRS to report his earnings.

As we settle into the butt donut on our recliner, we can skip Nailin' Paylin to the beginning and watch it all over again. You betcha!

America will be once more the beacon of hope, but failing that, we can always broadcast a clip of our potential Vice President getting double penetrated again.


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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 06:04 PM
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7. Brilliant! You made me laugh out loud, esp. with "unlicensed Wormtongue of tax reform"
Brilliant!

:rofl:

:applause:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 06:28 PM
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8. He is a silver-tongued devil, isn't he?
:7
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 05:57 PM
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5. Match Game Rabrrrrrr Style
:woohoo: :hi:

"Obama is President-elect! We can feel Rabrrrrrr____ again! America will be Rabrrrrrr___ again!"
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 06:00 PM
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6. OooooOO! A joyous matchgame to us, one and all!
Obama is President-elect! We can feel free to engage in hot, steamy box turtle sex orgies again! America will be a haven for gay Islamic terrorists again!"
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-08 11:36 AM
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9. suddenly right of center kick
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-08 01:14 PM
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10. First blank: omnipotent! Second blank: leading the world into hope!
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-08 01:21 PM
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11. well this is truly how I feel about it all --
Obama is President-elect! We can feel like we ate our Wheaties for breakfast again! America will be restored to dignity again!"

cautiously optimistic here.

Hard to stay elated when you are just a blue dot in a sea of red :(
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-08 05:23 PM
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12. My own sentences
I'd like to think that things will get better now. I'm even willing to be okay with the appointment of Rahm Emanuel- as somebody else said, maybe Obama is bringing the DLC into his camp and not the other way around. And of course, now that McCain's conceded, we don't have to worry about Roe v. Wade getting overturned. (:thumbsup:)

But then I think about how the election was stolen from Gore in 2000, and possibly from Kerry in 2004. And I wonder why the powers that be- the Washington insiders, the billionaire CEO's, the power players whose names you will never find in the news- didn't try to do the same thing this time. Sure, there were a few die-hard Republicans putting up posters telling Democrats to vote on the 5th, and one guy who showed up at a polling place telling all the Democrats that they were supposed to vote somewhere else. But those were just local nuts; I don't think they were getting orders from anyone on a national level. And besides, they were probably just religious nuts who were worried about evil queers and abortion, not pro-globalization capitalists who only care about the almighty dollar.

I've been thinking a lot about this Atlantic article from 1992 that someone posted on DU a year or so ago called Jihad vs. McWorld. Obama's major enemies, and the crazy folks who tried to trick Democrats into not voting for him, mostly fall into the Jihad category: They care about defending the religious biases of their own groups. The people in the McWorld category, the corporate string-pullers, have done relatively little to oppose Obama. They are capitalists, and have traditionally sided with Republicans, because Republicans want less democratic oversight of the markets. for a long time, reducing oversight and regulation was good for the capitalists but bad for most people.

But now, with the economy falling apart under Bush, it's beginning to appear that unregulated capitalism contains the seeds of its own destruction. That is to say, the powerful people on top cannot go on indefinitely wreaking havoc on the general population and raking in all the benefits for themselves. In the end, they, too, will suffer from economic collapse. And that's what we're seeing now: They're being hurt by their own greedy policies. And McCain would continue the greedy economic policies of George Bush. So I think the big capitalists decided, "Hey, let's not put up a big fight this time. Let's let Obama win, because this shit that we've been doing since the Reagan revolution isn't really working anymore. We don't give a shit about the common people, but we do need some regulation just to keep us afloat." That's why I think that we didn't see more serious attempts to rig the election this time.

So I'm very relieved that Obama won. I don't think he'll change the economic system as radically as it needs to be changed, but he will institute enough reforms to keep capitalism afloat. I don't like capitalism; I'm hesitant to don any labels for my politics but I do sympathize with many socialists. However, I recognize that even the most superficial reforms will make a difference for thousands of people- the Obama presidency will make a difference for thousands of people. And on the most human level, that's a beautiful thing.

But we can't get passive and think that the battle's over. It's not. Look how the McCain campaign was able to attack him as a Muslim and a Socialist- two things which there are nothing wrong with being. Obama had to emphasize that he was neither of those things just to get the majority to vote for him. So here's the next thing we have to do: We, the people whose opinions are too "radical" to be accepted by mainstream politicians, must be activists on a very local level. And maybe, if we do enough work in our own communities, we can change what "mainstream" is. Maybe, one of these Presidential Elections, we'll actually reach the point where calling your opponent a socialist would only make him more popular. (Seriously. Why Socialism. By Albert Fucking Einstein. READ IT.)

So I do have a lot of hope that we can change popular opinion, make it more progressive. But then, we've got the capitalist string-pullers again. The politics of the many can easily be swayed, but the politics of the powerful few cannot. They know what they want and they have the money, resources, and killers-for-hire to get it. I keep thinking about that meeting that Obama went to today where the CIA revealed all the state secrets to him. And I keep thinking that they're probably making it pretty clear to him that if he tries anything funny he'll wind up like JFK. Yeah, I think the CIA had Kennedy killed because he was going to de-escalate the Vietnam conflict and end the embargo on Cuba. (Just two days before the assassination, he offered a peace agreement to Fidel Castro. Look it up. It's part of this whole big interesting story about Kennedy, Castro, and a reporter named Lisa Howard who wound up "committing suicide".)

In my heart, I do believe that Barack Obama is a good, progressive person. But I also think that he's not going to do anything particularly progressive, because he needs to keep the majority on his side, and not get the murderous capitalist bosses pissed off at him. The majority we can deal with. We can make them more sympathetic to progressivism, I think. But the people on top are going to make sure that Obama doesn't make any radical changes, and they want, I think, to pacify the American people with the illusion of change while in fact instituting just enough reform to keep their economic machine working. They have power over presidents and are willing to kill to get what they want, and I don't know how we can get around that. It seems like a trap.

But if you, infamous cynic, if even you are full of joy and hope, then surely there must be good reason for me, an incurably idealist college student, to feel the same way, right? So I guess it comes down to this, the five-word sentence I never dreamed I would say: Give me some optimism, Rabrrrrrr.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-08 06:29 PM
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13. Wow. Well spoken!
All around.

And yes, indeed, I am VERY optimistic about an Obama presidency - certainly optimistic about him, and what he would like to do. Certainly, he will do things I don't like; and also, some things that he might like to do he won't be able to.

But the next four years will be years of positive change, repositioning the country into a better way.

I think also that a fair amount of the meanness will be taken away, too. And that will be a big help.

I also hope that, just as the people often emulate their president, that Obama will cause people to emulate being smart, reading books, and caring about knowledge, information, and having curiosity about the world.

And so, yes, you can say, even to Rabrrrrrr, give me some optimism!
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-08 08:36 PM
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15. Ah, yes... wisdom will be something to aspire to,
not something that will be construed as anti-populist. How nice that will be to see. Maybe now smart black folks won't get accused of "acting white" anymore. :D

Honestly, before I posted my reply to this thread, I didn't think it was going to be that long. I knew I was going to say something about the CIA making sure that Obama didn't actually give too much power to the common people, and feeling like someone was trying to trick us into thinking the battle was over so we wouldn't engage in the neccesarry grassroots organizing, maybe a couple of paragraphs, but when I got done typing all of it, I looked back and read over it and just thought to myself, "Whoa... I was actually thinking all of that? I had no idea!" Then I considered making it its own thread in GD but decided against it because I was worried that everyone would get angry at me for having doubts about the next four years, and respond with, "How dare you feel anything but ecstacy on this historic day? Stop doubting Hopey McChangepants!!!1"
:rofl:

:hide:

:hi:
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-08 06:35 PM
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14. A. American. B. A force for good.
:happydance:
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